asredastheycome
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That's brilliant.
my favourite clean joke of all time...thank you!Who made King Arthurs round table?
Sir Cumference.
Bloody hell Carlos I normally like your jokes!!Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the gynaecologist's waiting room. The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says,
"I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."
The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says,
"I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."
The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."
The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"
The third one calmly replies, "I just ****ed up the sleeves on this sweater."
Bloody hell Carlos I normally like your jokes!!