Dad Jokes - all welcome!

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
 
I looked into her eyes, deep into the emerald green, my heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deeper, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought.
Blimey these binoculars are brilliant.
 
“Doctor, sometimes I think I’m a wigwam and at other times I think I’m a teepee”

“Well it’s obvious, you’re too tense....”
 
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