Four babies are sat in a play pen at a crèche. The first one says, “I hate my Cow and Gate baby food, it makes me sick”
The second one says, “I hate by Gerber baby food, it makes me burp.”
The third one says, “I hate my Heinz baby food, it makes me fart”
The fourth one says, “ you think you’ve got problems? I have to share my mam’s t!ts with a bloke who smokes St. Bruno....“