Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Back in the 50's Bobby went to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s was a pretty hip guy with his own car and a DA. When he arrived at the front door Peggy Sue’s father answered and invited him in.

“Peggy Sue’s not ready yet so why don’t you have a seat?” he said. “That’s cool.” said Bobby.

Peggy Sue’s father asked Bobby what they were planning to do. Bobby replied they’ll probably go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue’s father said, “Why don’t you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.”

Naturally this came as quite a surprise to Bobby and he said, “Whaaaat?”

“Yeah,” said Peggy Sue’s father, “Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She’d screw all night if we let her!”

Bobby’s eyes lit up and he smiled from ear to ear. Needless to say, the evening’s plans were just been completely revised.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue came downstairs in her poodle skirt and saddle shoes and said she was ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorted her out the front door while Peggy Sue’s dad called out “Have a good evening kids,” with a wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushed back into the house, slammed the door and screamed at her father, “DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!
Sean Connery : I'm holidaying in a French Riviera resort affordable to only a tiny fraction of the population.

Me : Niche?

Connery : No, Saint-Tropez.