Holgatewall Well-known member Aug 11, 2020 #442 I bought the wife a brand new Dyson for our anniversary. They reckon I should be out of intensive care on Saturday
I bought the wife a brand new Dyson for our anniversary. They reckon I should be out of intensive care on Saturday
Lefty Well-known member Aug 11, 2020 #443 Holgatewall said: I bought the wife a brand new Dyson for our anniversary. They reckon I should be out of intensive care on Saturday Click to expand... Remainer, is she?
Holgatewall said: I bought the wife a brand new Dyson for our anniversary. They reckon I should be out of intensive care on Saturday Click to expand... Remainer, is she?
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Aug 11, 2020 #444 What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce? Chicken Ceaser Salad.
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Aug 11, 2020 #445 My mate bought a signed photo of Ronnie Barker and I bought one of Ronnie Corbett, both for 50p... So it was a good buy for me and a good buy for him.
My mate bought a signed photo of Ronnie Barker and I bought one of Ronnie Corbett, both for 50p... So it was a good buy for me and a good buy for him.
O Oooo Well-known member Aug 11, 2020 #446 omg, just read through all of these and all I can say is oh deary deary me ! But keep em coming
L lostinyorkshire Well-known member Aug 12, 2020 #447 I had a strange day today. First i found a hat full of money on the floor then this guy with a guitar started chasing me!
I had a strange day today. First i found a hat full of money on the floor then this guy with a guitar started chasing me!
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Aug 12, 2020 #448 I said to the greengrocer, “Can I have six onions?” He replied, “I’ve only got five onions and that shallot.”
I said to the greengrocer, “Can I have six onions?” He replied, “I’ve only got five onions and that shallot.”
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Aug 12, 2020 #449 Just heard a man had collapsed on the London Eye. Paramedics say he's slowly coming round.
SalfordBoro Well-known member Aug 12, 2020 #450 I divorced my 1st wife, as she was obsessed with counting. I wonder what she is up to now?
Cardiffdaffs Well-known member Aug 12, 2020 #452 The guy who makes the giant chocolate eclairs in my local bakery died yesterday. Whoever takes his place has very large chouxs to fill.
The guy who makes the giant chocolate eclairs in my local bakery died yesterday. Whoever takes his place has very large chouxs to fill.
Lefty Well-known member Aug 12, 2020 #453 Doctor : Does your daughter always stutter like that? Mum : No, only when she wants to say something.
Doctor : Does your daughter always stutter like that? Mum : No, only when she wants to say something.
WindyNook Well-known member Aug 13, 2020 #454 Rock Ashley paradox When will he give you a DVD of the film Up?
Corco65 Well-known member Aug 13, 2020 #455 I've just put my two glove puppets up for sale. One buyer has said he'll take them both off my hands for £10.
I've just put my two glove puppets up for sale. One buyer has said he'll take them both off my hands for £10.
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Aug 13, 2020 #456 Breaking news: Cadbury’s have just delivered a giant chocolate bar to The Bank of England. It’s a massive Boost for the economy.
Breaking news: Cadbury’s have just delivered a giant chocolate bar to The Bank of England. It’s a massive Boost for the economy.
Lefty Well-known member Aug 13, 2020 #457 Man bursts into the surgery, runs straight through the waiting room, right up to the Doctor and says 'Doctor, I've just swallowed a billiard ball. What should I do?' The Doctor says 'Get to the end of the cue!'
Man bursts into the surgery, runs straight through the waiting room, right up to the Doctor and says 'Doctor, I've just swallowed a billiard ball. What should I do?' The Doctor says 'Get to the end of the cue!'
Lefty Well-known member Aug 14, 2020 #459 WindyNook said: Rock Ashley paradox When will he give you a DVD of the film Up? Click to expand... I've tried, but I don't get this?
WindyNook said: Rock Ashley paradox When will he give you a DVD of the film Up? Click to expand... I've tried, but I don't get this?
R rkangel Well-known member Aug 14, 2020 #460 Lefty said: I've tried, but I don't get this? Click to expand... Neither did I till I accidentally misread it.
Lefty said: I've tried, but I don't get this? Click to expand... Neither did I till I accidentally misread it.