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Wilf

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Two weasels are drinking in a pub. One says to the other 'Oi you, I had SEX with your mother'. The other one stays calm and doesn't react.

The first weasel repeats his claim 'Oi you, did you hear me? I BUCKED your mother'

Again, the second weasel stands at the bar and quietly drinks his pint.

Finally, the first weasel goes right up to the face of the second, and shouts ' I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!'




At this, the second weasel finishes his pint, puts the empty glass on the bar, turns to the first weasel, and says, 'Come on dad, let's go. I think you've had enough.'
 
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