Worse pain you’ve experienced ?

[London_Boro]

I was laid on the floor watching the TV years ago and our full size, probably a little overweight Labrador pounced on my nuts and completely squashed one of them (the right one), it ballooned up to about 3 times the size and went black and blue. Can't remember anything being as painful as that, it was agony for about 2 days and then ached for about a week after that.

It's ok.... I went on to have 2 kids.

 

[FlapJacks]

I genuinely had no idea gout was so painful.

 

[London_Boro]

I genuinely had no idea gout was so painful.

My old man had it for a while and he could barely walk some days. I say old man, he was probably in his late forties at the time, perhaps a little younger.

 

[Vzzzbx]

Another vote for Gallstones. I had 2 big attacks a week apart. the first was bad, the second was like being stabbed in the stomach every 30 seconds for 48 hours. It stopped me eating for 6 days.

When i described those 2 weeks to the specialist at the hospital, i had my gallbladder removed a couple of weeks later.

 

[newyddion]

Being operated on whilst being awake.. the paralysing drugs work but nothing else.

 

[Ian Bairds Ears]

I was laid on the floor watching the TV years ago and our full size, probably a little overweight Labrador pounced on my nuts and completely squashed one of them (the right one), it ballooned up to about 3 times the size and went black and blue. Can't remember anything being as painful as that, it was agony for about 2 days and then ached for about a week after that.

It's ok.... I went on to have 2 kids.

I was wincing as I read rhat

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

I also got mumps when I was 21. Mumps as an adult?...never!
Yeah...never had it as a kid. Got through the swollen neck glands phase and thought happy days, that was it...nah... the old town halls then inflated to the size of snooker balls. Inflamed epididymis X 2 apparently. It even hurt to blink.
Was trying to walk about but just looked like a hundred year old woman with the worst case of osteoporosis this side of the black stump. Ended up in Hemlington Hospital for a week.
Not recommended.

 

[Same_as_before]

Gout is a nightmare, I don't know how I would cope without the drugs. On holiday once I just stayed in the sea to keep it cool. I went through boxes of Co codemol.

 

[Charlie]

very overrated this pain thing

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Not painful but very uncomfortable.
Eyelid's clamped open facing a bright light, clockwork orange style, for cataract operation.

 

[Paterson]

Wtf??



What happened?

I'm imagining Big Unit and his wife starting off with a friendly game of conkers and then things escalating quickly.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Got hit over the head with a hammer 6 times at full force. Open Fractured Skull. My wife had the same.
Bizarrely I had no pain at all at the time. I suppose adrenaline must of took over.
Leg Cramps and Disc Back Pain awful though

We all need to know more about this story, much more.

 

[Corcaigh_the_Cat]

Having an eye ball abscess syringed without anaesthetic. Head tied down, eye clamped open. Knacked.

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

Dislocated my knee playing football on two separate occasions. You never forget.

 

[goalscrounger]

After reading this lot I will never complain about toothache again

 

[Kowalski]

Wow, God bless our NHS.

 

[Redlips]

Smashed my hand in 5 places, like tooth ache for 6 weeks.

 

[Charlie]

Best thing I found for toothache was fresh air . Get out of the house . And keep the mouth open, the pressure on the tooth inside a closed mouth makes it worse.
try it and you will see

 

[Hap]

Smashed my hand in 5 places, like tooth ache for 6 weeks.

Don't go back to those places.

 

[dooderooni]

Having read this lot I'm so thankful I've managed to look after myself and avoid so many of these issues.