Things you have never had

[boroboy6872]

Coronation Chicken
A Season Ticket for The Boro

 

[Brian Marwood]

An STD.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

A car
A house
Dignity
Self respect
Morals etc.

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

Air fryer or coffee machine

 

[goalscrounger]

Sanity
Drugs
A police record

Outlandos D'Amour was one of the first records I owned

 

[bumface]

I'm another one who has never had an umbrella. Well, I've never bought one. I've had them in the house but it wasn't me who bought them and I never used them. If it rains then I get a bit wet and I'm fine with that. I like rain.

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

A tattoo
a broken bone
a threesome
a ford fiesta

 

[Brian Marwood]

A tattoo
a broken bone
a threesome
a ford fiesta

I’ve never had a Fiesta either!

 

[HarryVegas]

Whisky
An adult fight
A George Foreman Grill

 

[bumface]

Whisky
An adult fight
A George Foreman Grill

I'll meet you at the duck pond in Norton in twenty minutes, Mr Vegas, and I'll force some Jack Daniels down your throat, and then we can have a scrap, and after that I'll cook you a steak on my GFG.

 

[Canyoudigit]

A parmo

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

I'll meet you at the duck pond in Norton in twenty minutes, Mr Vegas, and I'll force some Jack Daniels down your throat, and then we can have a scrap, and after that I'll cook you a steak on my GFG.

You’ll do anything for a date…

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

A toaster
A fondue set
A porcelain dog

 

[El Guapo]

I'm another one who has never had an umbrella. Well, I've never bought one. I've had them in the house but it wasn't me who bought them and I never used them. If it rains then I get a bit wet and I'm fine with that. I like rain.

You don’t mind rain running down your bum crack?

 

[bumface]

You don’t mind rain running down your bum crack?

Not in the slightest. Rain is good for you.

 

[Philly-Red]

Blows my mind that people have never owned sunglasses. You’re all just out there rawdogging the sun. Insanity.

 

[Philly-Red]

A toaster

WHAT!?

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

I've never had a toaster either. Can't imagine anyone living without a toasted sandwich maker though.

 

[S7DiscoDown]

Another shoutout for an Umbrella. I can confidently say I will never purchase one. Strange over a lifetime. I survived Barnsley away when super Jan scored. Thar was biblical rain

I've never owned or worn any jewellery. No rings / earrings or chains.

My dad is 84 and has never worn or owned a pair of jeans. I find that quite staggering.

 

[outoftown]

Games console / PC gaming
Non black football boots
A garden