Things you have never had

S7DiscoDown said:
Another shoutout for an Umbrella. I can confidently say I will never purchase one. Strange over a lifetime. I survived Barnsley away when super Jan scored. Thar was biblical rain😂

I've never owned or worn any jewellery. No rings / earrings or chains.

My dad is 84 and has never worn or owned a pair of jeans. I find that quite staggering.
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I'm the same with the jewellery and I don't wear a watch. When I was about fourteen my daft girlfriend bought me a silver chain with a little cross on it and I felt like I had to wear that because it was a birthday present. I don't know what she was thinking. She was a catholic but she knew that I was an atheist, so why would I want to wear a cross around my neck? I gave it away to a lass named Rachel after we broke up.
 
bumface said:
I'm another one who has never had an umbrella. Well, I've never bought one. I've had them in the house but it wasn't me who bought them and I never used them. If it rains then I get a bit wet and I'm fine with that. I like rain.
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I agree about umbrellas. They're just weapons for shortarses to take your eyes out with while it's raining.
 
Fattyfoggon said:
That most other people have had:

Sunglasses
Umbrella
Dishwasher
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Sunglasses? That's just weird
We have a dishwasher now but never had one all the years the kids were growing up. When we came in to a bit of money we put a £30K extension on the house just to accommodate it (and other things too obviously, but that was the driver)

I've never had an affair in the 40 yrs I've been married
Or a caravan
Or an iPhone
 
asredastheycome said:
Is there such a thing,..,.......
Serious question
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I have known several people with such an item, ironically all women, but I do not wish to come across as sexist. If there is any doubt, I know a hairy armed trans person who says left is best, and their arm was always timely 👀
 
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