Ingleby_Flash
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His Todger or his football?
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Tell the truth, or a lie, about a celebrity
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Smogonthethames
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A naked Sir Geoffrey Boycott once threw a bar of soap at me
Did you catch it?
Smogonthethames
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No, it just missed my head though.
Lucky you. One of my exes once hurled a heavy glass ashtray at me. I didn't manage to catch that. I've still got the scar on my forehead. A half inch or so lower and I might have lost an eye.
Nosmo-King
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Was at Headingley one day watching York’s. Was talking to a girl I knew from Guisborough along with David Bairstow( RIP). She was the wife of Phil Carrick. Apparently, Boycs was on the balcony and said to Carrick there was a guy chatting up his missus! Real shame about Carrick who also died too young
Smogonthethames
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I was certainly even luckier an hour or so later, when he signed my cricket bat in the Acklam Park cricket ground car park. He recognised the young scamp and his mate, who had been sneaking about the changing room hoping to "lend" a cricket ball, and disturbed the great man taking a shower after been dismissed.
"Ya cheeky little brat" followed by a bop on my head with my cricket bat handle to make up from his earlier missed soap throw.
buffaloboro
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I was buff naked in a gym in the Smoke at the same time as Gordon Brown ( the gym was prob' 100 yards from Westminster ) .
HiredGun123
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I once got a lift home from a club by Jools Holland who was picking up his daughter that I’d met
NZBoro1
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I'm currently listening to his podcast that he does with Jim Moir while I walk the dog at 5.30 in the morning, really enjoying it. Thats not a lie btw.
I could tell you the story about Rolf Harris and a Conservation Officer that I once worked with. Or the story about my ex and Chris Packham. I'd better not though.
Laughing
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I once did chris packham and a conservation officerr in a threeway
I can picture it. Not a pleasant image.
Edit: I don't think that you'd be Emma's type. Rolf certainly wasn't. Didn't stop him trying though the dirty old git.
Laughing
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I am everyones type bumface, I transcend gender and species, where you ae concerned.
HiredGun123
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I once won a three legged race at a village fete with Vernon Kay. He later smoked me in the egg and spoon race.
Funnily enough, I caught a glimpse of him in the village pub toilet later that day and he probably didn’t need me for the three legged race.
Funnily enough, I caught a glimpse of him in the village pub toilet later that day and he probably didn’t need me for the three legged race.
I can tell you another one but it breaks the rules somewhat as it isn't made up or involve somebody famous.
Well, except for Wazza, he was famous in our neck of the woods. ( you would have to read my previous concerning Billy Connolly to get the full picture )
One morning when I arrived at work, one of the bosses came out of the office and asked me to call a mass meeting ( I was a union delegate on the bridge )
He told me that the engineer wanted to address us all about our yet to be settled enterprise bargain demands.
I called the meeting and had all the guys in the lunchroom ( around 100 ) waiting for his arrival and was chatting with Darren the painters delegate.
The engineer came in and said the good mornings and began to tell us that the roads and traffic authority have proposed an offer which was somewhat
less than our 10% demand.
He said that the RTA would be happy to give us 3% immediately backdated to whence our last agreement terminated.
He said that in six months time they would add another1.5% and a further 1.5% six months later than that.
He had no sooner finished the sentence when Wazza let go a ripper.
There was pandemonium amongst the men, most were laughing, some were shaking their heads in disbelief and others were yelling phwoaa as they
pushed and shoved in attempt to find safety.
Some order was returned except that most refused to take a seat back next to or near Wazza.
The engineer continued. " guys, i think you should give a lot of thought to this as it is a good offer because your hourly rate will go up immediately
and when six months pass that hourly rate will naturally be higher as will the six months after that."
Lo and behold, Wazza dropped another one.
The engineer looked at me and Darren and said " well, I'll leave it with you, you've got fifteen minutes and then I'd like to see you all back on the steel.
Darren turned to me after the engineer had walked out and asked me if we should suggest to the men that we should tell the engineer to stick it up
his ****.
I replied, I think Wazza has already done that.
