Tell the truth, or a lie, about a celebrity

[bumface]

I almost had a fight with Billy Childish once. Not sure that he counts as a celebrity though.

 

[Jonny_Rondos_Disco_pants]

I slept with Carol dekker after meeting her in a night club in tooting

I slept with Bill Decker, although at the time I thought he was George Michael.

 

[bumface]

I slept with Bill Decker, although at the time I thought he was George Michael.

I did the same thing but a certain poster on here thought that I was Dennis Wick and his dog Polly and he thought that that meant that I was Bob Mortimer too. That would have meant that I was doing the dirty stuff with myself. To be fair I still do that very occasionally. The urge isn't really there anymore most of the time though. I prefer watching documentaries about dead people these days.

 

[Canyoudigit]

I once played tennis with Mike Read and deliberately made the game last longer than it should because I was waiting for the local paparazzi to arrive

 

[bumface]

taylor swift sat on my face many years ago, but the miserable mare refused to tell me that she loved me.

I once wrote a song called 'She Farted in My Eyes' (But it was a Gust of Trust)' I thought that the brackets made it sound more serious. Played it live once. They all just laughed at me.

 

[HarryVegas]

I almost had a fight with Billy Childish once. Not sure that he counts as a celebrity though.

I've got a pamphlet of Billy's that isn't listed anywhere, and was handmade by his girlfriend of the time, Tracey Emin. I plan to sell it when he pops his clogs and retire on the proceeds....or use it to buy some chips.

 

[bumface]

I've got a pamphlet of Billy's that isn't listed anywhere, and was handmade by his girlfriend of the time, Tracey Emin. I plan to sell it when he pops his clogs and retire on the proceeds....or use it to buy some chips.

I almost believe you.

 

[HarryVegas]

I almost believe you.

True, dat.

 

[Reidydog]

One of my Army mates was front row at a T'Pau concert. He was worse for wear and shouted to Carol Decker "Get your t*ts out". Carol beckoned him forward and proceeded to punch him square in the face, knocking him out cold. I think it made the tabloids too.

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Me and a mate met the chuckle brothers at light water valley as they came round a corner running from a bunch of kids… they asked us to send the kids in one direction while they hid behind a hedge we were stood near… it was like a sketch from one of their shows as loads of kids ran off the wrong way…

 

[BoroMart]

I almost had a fight with Billy Childish once. Not sure that he counts as a celebrity though.

I once nearly had a fight with Lloyd Cole, to be fair, I was very, very drunk

 

[Laughing]

Bob Carol gees drank my pint once whilst spit the dog laughed

 

[HiredGun123]

I was at Lord's once in the gents. Ian Botham came in and was stood having a p1ss next to me. I wasn't staring like... but I saw he had a really small todger.

All of Twitter got to see it too. Remember that?

He was “hacked” apparently

 

[alanmoodysdog]

I had a pee with Bob Mortimer at the last game at Ayresome.....

 

[Smogonthethames]

I had a pee with Bob Mortimer at the last game at Ayresome.....

I once watched Bob get the bumps over Mill Hill fields way, and Chris Rea once cracked an egg in his bath.

 

[Abel Tasman]

I had dinner with Kate O’Mara who came on to me despite her being in her 70s.

She paid for the meal

 

[FlapJacks]

I had dinner with Kate O’Mara who came on to me despite her being in her 70s.

She paid for the meal

Did you have dessert?

 

[Abel Tasman]

Did you have dessert?

No because Kate was watching her figure.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

I once saw Sir Roger Moore careering down Bromley high Street in a wheelbarrow. He looked confused, as if this was the sort of thing that happened to other people.

 

[changingman]

I almost had a fight with Billy Childish once. Not sure that he counts as a celebrity though.

What? Why? One of my idols - can only assume you asked him to reform Thee Headcoats and he flatly refused?

Mine aren't particularly interesting or necessarily out of the ordinary (both true though).

Sold Alice Cooper a pair of Lonsdale trainers and...

Played guitar with Pete Doherty.