Snake oil salesman Cummings in the sh*t

[r00fie1]

To be honest, Michael Gove has been doing the rounds this morning, and has completely put my mind to ease. Move on, plebs!

Considering Gove was Boris Johnsons Leadership Campaign Manager in 2016 he is more likely to be a "truth twister" than a truth - teller

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

.

To be honest, Michael Gove has been doing the rounds this morning, and has completely put my mind to ease. Move on, plebs!

Where is that satire emoji when you need it?

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

This one's more suitable

 

[FatCat]

He could hardly say "and my wife and child came along for the ride" on this company business.

Guess so but it may have been more plausible than I was testing me eyesight!

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

An eye test - Cummings style

"Better or worse"

"Worse"

 

[r00fie1]

It seems that criticism of Boris or his hand rag brings out the best in people:

From Paul Waugh [Presenter on BBC The Week In Westminster] on Twitter

The Bishop of Worcester
just revealed to BBC Radio 4 "Today" that he has had a death threat in response to his criticism of the PM's defence of Dominic Cummings. “Keep out of politics or we will kill you” was one message he received.

 

[Chris_Boro]

Kay Burley just skewered Gove over Cummings in that car crash of an interview.

 

[go-nads!]

It appears that Simon Clarke is another who is towing the party line, has zero conscience and is treating the efforts and sacrifices of millions with utter contempt.

 

[Laughing]

Kay Burley just skewered Gove over Cummings in that car crash of an interview.

was that on sky news?

 

[Muttley]

Kay Burley, first question, "what's government advice if you struggle with COVID-19 and its affected your eyesight"

"So it's not to get in a car and drive 30miles with your 4yr old child?"

Gove flounders

 

[Chris_Boro]

Stolen off twitter but made me chuckle...

So Stay Alert really means, watch out for nobbers testing their vision by driving!

 

[Chris_Boro]

was that on sky news?

Aye.

 

[ForssAwakens]

It appears that Simon Clarke is another who is towing the party line, has zero conscience and is treating the efforts and sacrifices of millions with utter contempt.

His response to all other parties meeting was ‘they have a majority of -80’

 

[Laughing]

His response to all other parties meeting was ‘they have a majority of -80’

Did he actually say this GazC?

 

[Corcaigh_the_Cat]

He's not available to speak to local BBC radio, which actually makes a pleasant change. He's lower than a snake's belly.

 

[Laughing]

A majority of 78 now!

 

[ForssAwakens]

Did he actually say this GazC?

Ye look for joe pike on Twitter, he responded to him

 

[The_Unicorn]

Aye.

Sky twitter link

Sky

 

[Chris_Boro]

Ye look for joe pike on Twitter, he responded to him

For the twitterless folk...

 

[Funky_Chicken]

Some more Gove comedy gold

https://twitter.com/x/status/1265195409242234881