My brother has decided to sell his DeLorean…
He says he only drives it from time to time.
He should swap it for the new half person half car version Disney are doing.
That's not really a joke is it roofieBloke gets no sexual satisfaction his marriage and says to his partner "why dont you let me know when you orgasm"?
Partner replies: "I dont like phoning you at work"!
Another Geordie walks into the bakers.A Geordie walks into a hairdressers and asks for a Perm, the stylist says
"I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze."
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