A teacher asked her class of 9 year olds the names for groups of animals.
Straight away little Jonnie is up, hand in air shouting “miss ,miss I know one”.
The teacher ignores Jonnie as she knows what sort of answer she’ll get and asks Mary. “ A flock of sheep, miss”. “Brilliant Mary, next Peter,” “A herd of cows,miss.” “Very good Peter. Next Terence any idea?” “ A pride of lions miss.” “That’s excellent Terence. George?” “A pod of dolphins , miss.” “Fantastic answer George.” All the time Jonnie is jumping up and down trying to be chosen for his answer until eventually there is no one left with an answer. So reluctantly the teacher says , “ok Jonnie let’s hear it.!” Jonnie proudly stands up and says , “A dose of crabs, miss ,!”
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