In Manhattan, a beautiful young woman waiting for a bus was wearing a tight miniskirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she realized her skirt was too tight to allow her to reach up to the height of the first step onto the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more, for the second time attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg high enough.
With another little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, turned to the good Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we was friends.”
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she realized her skirt was too tight to allow her to reach up to the height of the first step onto the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a bit more, for the second time attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg high enough.
With another little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic, turned to the good Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we was friends.”
