Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Trump went on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffered a heart attack and keeled over...pffffffffffft!
After all the hubbub at the hospital
died down the carcass was
removed to a funeral parlor.
The undertaker told the diplomats accompanying him, "You can have him shipped home for $50,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just $100."
The American diplomats huddled in
a corner to discuss these options.
They returned to the undertaker and told him they want him shipped home.
The undertaker, puzzled, asked, "Why would you spend $50K to ship him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?"
One of the diplomats replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk."
"Your so…”

"It’s ‘you’re"

"Let me finish. Your soliloquy on correct grammar was ill-timed"