Konrad_the_Barbarian
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When he was a soldier my grandad survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's was a seasoned veteran.
My other grandad used to go on about how, in the old days, you could leave you back door open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.When he was a soldier my grandad survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's was a seasoned veteran.
Boy raises his arm above his head.
"Dad, it really hurts when I do this"
"Well dont do it!" says Dad.
That's absolutely ruined meWhat did Jay-Z call his wife before he married her?
Feyoncé