Your irrational, petty dislikes

Girlfriends who force you to watch films or TV shows that you really don't want to watch just because they really like them.
 
Poached eggs on toast, bear with me here I love poached eggs on toast. BUT when I’m out and I order them (Granny Dowbekings listen up) why can I not get the eggs ON the toast, why is it a self assemble job with the eggs the butter and the toast all separate.

Poached eggs on toast, four words, one word describes the cooking method, two the ingredients and one the assembly, why do they ignore the assembly part of what they’re advertising 😡😡

Dont even get me started on beans on toast (Irish Anvil) that’s only three words and the only non ingredient word is the promised assembly.
 
That the new Wembley has a massive shadow across half the pitch on Cup Final day!!😤

I’m sure that when the new Wembley was being built there was some PR that said it was designed so that the whole pitch would be in sunlight at 3pm on the second Saturday in May, to coincide with the FA Cup Final.

I know the Final now kicks off at any point between 5.17 and 6.23, and the whole sunlight thing may have been spin doctor’s guff to justify the outrageous cost of the redevelopment, but I held on to that bogus claim of no shadow and have been unable to watch the match since without grumbling about it to anyone watching with me.

Which now tends to be just the dog!

Grrrrrrrrrrr!! 🤬🤬🤬
 
Stopping in moving traffic to let someone out of a side turning.
Discourteous to those behind you.
An accident waiting to happen.
Breaks the cardinal rule ....... 'never do anything that causes another driver to change speed or direction'
Had exactly that a few years back. Traffic lights turned green, and we all started to pull away. The car two ahead of me at the front suddenly brakes to let someone out of a side street. Car in front of me braked hard and was OK. I braked hard and was OK. Car behind me didn't brake hard enough (or didn't have time) and went in to the back of me! - The damage wasn't TOO serious, but the most annoying thing was that the person who caused it was oblivious, and had driven off in to the distance, behind the person they'd let in!! :mad::mad:
 
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Had exactly that a few years back. Traffic lights turned green, and we all started to pull away. The car two ahead of me at the front suddenly brakes to let someone out of a side street.
Someone did exactly this in front of me last week and then she looked very annoyed when I leaned on the horn.
 
Triggered by the Mikey thing, people who change the spelling of their given name to make it what they think is original, like Tracy into Treh-cee or whatever. And Chris doesn't start with K, FFS,
 
Got another one.

Just been watching Monty Python Best Bits...the American pronunciation of Python irritates me muchly.

Pie-Thon ?? PIE-THON???

Or is it us pronouncing it Pythun?
 
Calling a Railway Station a 'train station'.
It's a station along a railway, not a station along a train.

Teesside kids being unable to pronounce the 'th' sound, and replacing the th with an 'f'.
Hence you continually hear 'Fornaby' or 'Nunforpe'

Referring to things as 'bad boys'. FFS
I agree with you, but why then do we refer to a bus station?
 
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