What is the best advice that you have been given?

[NorthumberlandBoro]

My old man said be a Boro fan

 

[Soutra]

Never play cards for money with any one with a first name of a USA city or state.

...and never have anything to do with a woman with a tattoo.

 

[Redlips]

Robert Maxwell

Rolf Harris

 

[Archiestephens_elbow]

Fail to prepare

Prepare to fail

 

[Mountain Climber]

'It's nice to be important but more important to be nice'
'Never look down on someone unless it's to help them up'
'Its important to listen, that's why we have two ears and only one mouth'

 

[Steer]

Mind that bus

 

[A]

Another one applicable to employment and a career: be respectful to everyone on your way up, because they'll sure as hell remember you if you ever pass them on the way down

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

Always vinegar then salt on chips from the chippy.

 

[asredastheycome]

Enjoy life before you are 40 as after that the years fly by in a blink of an eye.

So true.

 

[Jonny Ingbar]

Never put off until tomorrow, what you can do today.

 

[newyddion]

Get a mortgage ASAP
Buy as much bitcoin as you can
Let your elbows take the weight

 

[BobUpnDown]

Bend your knees not your back..

 

[The vomiting vicar]

An old project manager I worked for said to me you will never get anywhere in life unless you cheat and looking at the majority of footballers how right he was

 

[r00fie1]

Always do what you think is right

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Never take your politics to work.

 

[locomansimon]

Don't scratch your ar*e with a broken bottle

 

[stjohn]

Put as much into a pension scheme as you can afford.

 

[Laughing]

My dad : "if you do what makes you happy you'll never be wrong" Stupid old git.

 

[Alzi]

When going through hell, keep going.

 

[Jostler]

I think it’s probably got to be Hands, Face, Space.

Allows me to keep my missus at least 2m away at all times!