I listened to it; it's an extended version of the bullst diatribe he delivers at rallies with added bks. No wonder people leave early. People who talk about themselves in the 3rd person are invariably weirdos. A reality show wk who cosplays as a successful businessman and now denies he's a politician; he was st at both, but he is a more successful politician than he ever was at being a businessman.
I made some notes as I listened, not that it helps much;
Long rambling intro, they chat about nothing in particular.
~40 minutes; a meandering trundle through policing involving a lot of lies, then a sharp turn into lying about forced sex changes for children and transphobic garbage, then another sharp turn into bullst about putting tariffs on car manufacturing inside the NAFTA area(not legal or possible under the USMCA agreement drafted and signed by Trump).
Meanders into glowing hagiography about Musk, does an infomercial for Starlink, I hope he agreed a fee beforehand. Talks at length about how much TV and JRE he watches.
Tells some lies about the money that was onshored because of his tax policy, most went on dividends and share buybacks rather than on investment or new jobs/wages. Tinfoil bullst about CV19. Some fanfiction about how he was amazing at getting permits passed. More lies telegraphed by the "Sir, you're amazing with tears in their eyes" rubbish.
1hr; Weirdo st about taps and water rationing, he's obsessed. Nonsense about water flowing from Canada to California. Moron doesn't understand how rivers work. Blithers about raking forests. Doesn't understand how forests work. Lies about brown-outs in California.
NEWS FLASH; a fact has appeared about nuclear power. I feel a nose bleed coming on.
Back to normal service; lies about EVs. Lies about oil. Lies about WTGs. Disappointing lack of that stupid noise he usually does when he talks about WTGs, talks about whales being confused by the noise despite there being no evidence of this. WTG foundations are made of adamantium which is indestructible and this is terrible.
Utter nonsense about nuclear proliferation. A prolonged segue into Sleepy Joe Biden. Trump is confused why he's never been called by a pollster. Extended whine about Hunter's laptop, followed by whining about the election he won. Lies about the legitimacy of postal votes. Gaslighting about Harris.
Fantasy sequence about how he would have stopped Russia invading Ukraine. Bullst about Taiwan. Fantastical nonsense about Afghanistan.
90 minutes; Rubbish about defeating ISIS in 5 weeks rather than 5 years. Lies about the Iraq War. Erotic fantasy about USAF personnel calling him sir. Segue into an erotic fantasy about US army personnel calling him sir. Erotic fantasy about nuclear warfare; I'm becoming concerned for his mental health.
Lies about North Korea. Lies about immigrants. Lies about the Lankford Border Bill. Lies about immigrants in Springfield, but not about eating pets. Lies about MS13. Interminable rambling segue into UFC and boxing.
2hrs; Joe rambles about food safety, mild to moderate tinfoilery segueing into RFK Jr nonsense. Some rubbish about agricultural yields without chemicals. Nonsense about vaccines. Whoppers about his health, fitness, mental acuity. Braggadocio about his golfing prowess. Lies about how hard he works so massive they ought to be visible from space or perhaps detectable on the Richter scale.
Prolonged 'poor me' about his bad press since he won in 2016, which given how much FOX he watches makes me concerned about dementia. Whining about wokery. Whining about Capone. Whining about Crooked Hillary. Lies about how he didn't call for her to go to gaol. Lies about James Comey. Lies about elections. More lies about Hunter's laptop. Back to lies about election integrity, then more laptop. Whining about press integrity.
Brief and almost lucid segue into how st presidential debates are, but inevitably he starts lying about stuff.
150 minutes; Lies about immigrants voting. Some tinfoilery about Eric Adams being accused of corruption. More lies about election integrity. Lies about the security of mail-in ballots. Some more lies about election integrity. Jibberish about people trafficking. Lies about forced sex changes for kids again. A late swerve to actual politics; lying about Harris tax policy. Back to lying about election integrity. Lying about immigrants voting again. Conspiraloon nonsense about the JFK files, space aliens, Area 51, UFOs.
Rambling segue into The End Times, then abrupt swerve to China having st technology and being behind, but they'll be way ahead in 5 years. He'll stop the wars. Putin knows him. Cod french accent pretending to be Macron. More garbage about tariffs. Lies about NATO. Lies about chip manufacture. [fades out]
I've had more coherent, accurate and informative conversation with pissheads in bars after time's been called, I feel stupider for having listened to it. Don't get me wrong, if that's a 'normal' JRE interview maybe the low information Bro contingent will be motivated to vote for him, but there's nothing here that he's not said many times before at rallies etc.