Names for your work colleagues….

[Vzzzbx]

Worked in a company where there was someone called Crawford Brown... was always referred to in our team as "Texture like sun."
The same conversation happened every time his name was mentioned.
"you need to speak to Crawford Brown."
"Crawford Brown?" <quizzical look... slight pause...> "Texture like sun?"
"That's the one."

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

I worked with a fella who had lost most of his teeth apart from 1 at the front. Called him Juanita....

Brought boiled eggs in for his bait?

 

[Canyoudigit]

Jimmy Rimmer for his fondness of the bosses backpassage.

 

[Glover_elbow]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

 

[The_Big_Woodowski]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

Rama man

 

[The_Big_Woodowski]

We had a planner who’s middle name was Campbell - so we called him Meatball

 

[Priv]

My kids call Pete ( a guy who works for me ) Moany Myrtle. I don’t think I need to explain why.

 

[Priv]

Some years ago I had a colleague who was the double of Where’s Wally.

He liked to dish it out and call others but couldn’t take it back so a group of us all got a disciplinary for bullying him and told we couldn’t call him wally anymore.

He had black teeth from chain smoking so from then on he was known as sh1t breath.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

Pearl? ( Pearl neckless)

 

[S7DiscoDown]

We have a lad at work who's surname is Fish. We asked what we should call him. He said 'Nemo'.

Apparently he was at school at the time Finding Nemo came out and everyone started calling him Nemo. Including his teachers. I mean even his wife calls him it

 

[Bororeddaz]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

Gladstone

 

[Canyoudigit]

Gladstone

Great minds Daz, we had a customer we called Gladstone Small

 

[SilentProf]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

Either Shampoo or ‘2in1’ as in Head & Shoulders

 

[EuropeTwice]

Butter Knife - Not the sharpest

E.T. - Always wants to go home

Lantern - Not very bright and always has to be carried

Deckchair - Always folds under pressure

Daisy - Some days he’s in

Foreskin - Disappears when things get hard

 

[the_holgate_roof]

Gladstone

Haha…..that my first thought too….

 

[redcarbob]

Worked with a lorry driver who was called 40 watt, he wasn’t very bright.
Another called T bag as he got caught pinching some from the mess room on a site he was delivering to.
My last female boss was known as Trunchbull and her follicly challenged greasy sidekick was known as Baldrick.

 

[redcarbob]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

Gladstone Small?

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

I am looking for a name for a **** of a client who has no neck. Any ideas welcome

Have a mate known as ‘no neck Nick’ but I think that’s a common one.

 

[Borotommo]

We had a toolmaker called Stoma….cos he stank of…

A driver we called “beau” which he loved, cos he thought we meant he was handsome, but it stood for BO (body odour).

A lass in Accounts called fingers…..

My favourite was a project engineer called “V Neck” cos he was a “fkin sweater!”

 

[sparkins]

Wasn't at work but growing up there was a skinny lad with a flat top hairstyle who played in a local band, he was (and still is) known as Bird Table