How you know when you are past it

[Littlejimmy]

Wrong thread

That's a sign too...

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

When you're young and fall over people laugh. You know you are past it and fall over, people ah and come running to help you up. Not my experience but an observation.

When I tripped over and face planted outside the riverside the watching Derby fans laughed despite my age b**tards.

 

[Borobuddah]

When you get out of breath putting your socks on

 

[Glover_elbow]

When you get out of breath putting your socks on

or fastening your laces

 

[Middlesbrough123]

I’ve started to notice different birds in the garden . Saw 2 robins earlier and there some with yellow on them maybe a yellow t*t . Never really noticed the variety before

 

[Oooo]

and you don't need drugs - standing up quickly has the same effect!

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

When I tripped over and face planted outside the riverside the watching Derby fans laughed despite my age b**tards.

You were doing an impression of their club though.

 

[Same_as_before]

or fastening your laces

When you reach them.

 

[Fattyfoggon]

when filling in forms online and you have to scroll down for ages to get to your Date of Birth

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

You become a regular poster on FMTTM.

 

[FlapJacks]

You become a regular poster on FMTTM.

Ouch!

 

[El Guapo]

You are introduced to a family member of a foxy young thing that you’d love to be with and you think there’s a possibility with the phrase ‘this is (name), he’s a really lovely chap’

All pretence and hopes Shot down in flames. Ouch!

 

[daveyravey]

I never got patted down.. and I never attempted to climb over a row of seats!

Nice cup of tea and an ibruprofen

When falling over turns into a fall

 

[Scrug]

Just played 7 a side and the worst player I’ve ever seen in my life nutmegged me.

I think I’m done.

 

[homesickblues]

When my wife says 'can I cut your hair'

 

[JackG]

When you start getting called "young man" at the barber's.

When you no longer bother with the barbers

 

[Corco65]

The lyrics probably say it all

 

[Hazzinho]

Your favourite songs are played in supermarkets.

 

[Glover_elbow]

You prefer double edged shaving to sex

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

You prefer double edged shaving to sex

Well there's less chance of injury.