How you know when you are past it

[Keelo]

when you set off for the toilet, get half way upstairs and say " b***r"

 

[Transitarmy]

Meeting old mates and having a p*****g contest on how much medication you take.

 

[italianjob]

Watering the plants in the garden is the most important activity (and the most exercise you will get)

 

[Erimus74]

I've always been pretty physically fit due to the nature of my work, but I got seriously ill over lockdown (not Covid) and pretty much spent a year in hospital. Got out a couple of months, but haven't had any of the Physio I was promised. Pills and potions are getting my arms and shoulders back, but my legs are still fecked. Main problem I'm having is with buses, I can't stand when they're moving so I have to wait till one with free seats comes along. Trouble is when I sit in the seats allotted to people with movement difficulties I get grief off people for sitting there!

I regularly do 25k plus steps a day at work, 2 days & 2 nights, done this for many years, but recently, on the morning of my 1st nightshift, I can feel all those steps, strugggle to walk to the bathroom, which eases throughout the day, an age thing really