How you know when you are past it

[Red_is_best]

1 Your Preston ticket comes with over 65 hand written on it

2 you are not patted down going into the ground when every one else is

3 you climb over a row of seats and have to use your hands to lift your trailing leg over

And you thought you had a bad day Keep the faith boys and girls

 

[newyddion]

1 Your Preston ticket comes with over 65 hand written on it

2 you are not patted down going into the ground when every one else is

3 you climb over a row of seats and have to use your hands to lift your trailing leg over

And you thought you had a bad day Keep the faith boys and girls

I never got patted down.. and I never attempted to climb over a row of seats!

Nice cup of tea and an ibruprofen

 

[Same_as_before]

When the Viagra is out of sell by date.

 

[redblood]

1 Your Preston ticket comes with over 65 hand written on it

2 you are not patted down going into the ground when every one else is

3 you climb over a row of seats and have to use your hands to lift your trailing leg over

And you thought you had a bad day Keep the faith boys and girls

I've been loving the bonuses old age brings.
Been to Sydney and Melbourne recently and I can travel on train, bus, tram and ferry on my senior
citizen card all day for a total cost of $2.50.
I can also without shame, take up a seat reserved for the elderly.

 

[Red_is_best]

… and I never attempted to climb over a row of seats!

Ah, but you won’t have been at the end of a row with the only exit at the far end…and a bladder the size of a budgie’s!

 

[Corcaigh_the_Cat]

When you're Zorro's age

 

[Ex Footy Legs]

Ah, but you won’t have been at the end of a row with the only exit at the far end…and a bladder the size of a budgie’s!

It’s not your bladder size(!). It’s the fact that you have a prostate the size of Chris wilders head!
I know that doesn’t help but hopefully is a little more informative

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

When young lasses working in cafés start being extra nice to you, and calling you 'love' or similar.

 

[Red_is_best]

It’s not your bladder size(!). It’s the fact that you have a prostate the size of Chris wilders head!
I know that doesn’t help but hopefully is a little more informative

Oh I know, I’ve felt the full force of GP’s fingers!

 

[The_Tiler]

Was in a bar on Baker Street after last weeks match. Some young lad was singing and on the guitar, he was quite good. On three different occasions people asked me if I was either his manager or his dad.

I said to the wife, think we are too old to be in this bar.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

When you have your evening meal at 5 pm.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

When you start going to bed at the time you used to go out.

 

[Squarewheelbike]

I've always been pretty physically fit due to the nature of my work, but I got seriously ill over lockdown (not Covid) and pretty much spent a year in hospital. Got out a couple of months, but haven't had any of the Physio I was promised. Pills and potions are getting my arms and shoulders back, but my legs are still fecked. Main problem I'm having is with buses, I can't stand when they're moving so I have to wait till one with free seats comes along. Trouble is when I sit in the seats allotted to people with movement difficulties I get grief off people for sitting there!

 

[Anton_Berg]

You buy a light bulb and it's life expectancy is more than yours.

And nearly all of the above!

 

[Trug]

When my back goes out more than me.

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

When you only use viagra to stop you falling out of bed.

 

[Muttley]

When you have your evening meal at 5 pm.

Point of order, that's just being "northern" it's tea time, is it not?

 

[Red_is_best]

You buy a light bulb and it's life expectancy is more than yours.

And nearly all of the above!

This! And it applies to so many things. Recent conversation in my house: “ I need a new shed and it’s the last one I’ll ever buy, so might as well get a decent one” .

 

[fella]

If you press my nose nearly all of my legs fall off.

 

[Canyoudigit]

You look at a sports car and think I wouldn't like to get in and out of that on a regular basis.