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A decidedly poorly, half-starved Thin White Duke who, even in this coke-ravaged mess, still turns out better cheese than anyone else...

 
HarryVegas said:
A decidedly poorly, half-starved Thin White Duke who, even in this coke-ravaged mess, still turns out better cheese than anyone else...

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People say a lot of bad things about that expensive white nose powder and the brown stuff too but they certainly do keep you looking slim.

Edit: They do tend to kill you too of course. You look even slimmer then after a few months.
 
bumface said:
People say a lot of bad things about that expensive white nose powder and the brown stuff too but they certainly do keep you looking slim.

Edit: They do tend to kill you too of course. You look even slimmer then after a few months.
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Yes, I've met very few people who haven't turned into unbearable a**e hats when on the marching powder.
 
HarryVegas said:
Yes, I've met very few people who haven't turned into unbearable a**e hats when on the marching powder.
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Ashamed to say that I've been one of them but only a couple of times in my youth. Soon realised that it wasn't for me. I'm a silly drunk rather than an aggro one but that powder turned me in to a person that I really didn't like. Evil stuff.
 
bumface said:
Ashamed to say that I've been one of them but only a couple of times in my youth. Soon realised that it wasn't for me. I'm a silly drunk rather than an aggro one but that powder turned me in to a person that I really didn't like. Evil stuff.
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Aye, I'm too daft/old/unfit to get all fighty under the influence. I just become louder, ruder, laugh too much and then fall asleep. Life's too short for real unpleasantness.
 
HarryVegas said:
Aye, I'm too daft/old/unfit to get all fighty under the influence. I just become louder, ruder, laugh too much and then fall asleep. Life's too short for real unpleasantness.
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I'm not a fighter at all. Never have been. But that stuff made me want to pick a fight with anyone who looked at me a bit funny. Like I said. Evil stuff. I was hoping it would be a bit busier on here tonight Harry. I'm a bit concerned about something and I wanted to ask some of the older guys for some advice. I may as well just ask you since you're here. Have you ever been haunted by anything mate? I mean properly haunted. Not just in the figurative sense.
 
HarryVegas said:
Afraid not mate, I'm generally a bit sceptical about such stuff I'm afraid. Why, what gives?
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I'm the same normally but there suddenly appears to be a ghostly jellyfish haunting my bedroom. Now that makes no sense at all, obviously, Why would a jellyfish be doing that? And why would a jellyfish have died in my bedroom in the first place? But I still see it sometimes. Not every night but most nights. My left eye does seem to be a bit messed up these days and I figure that its probably something to do with that. I'll be half asleep and just see this really pretty thing that appears above me and starts moving down towards me, undulating as it were. And then it just disappears. Making me think that my brain may be going a bit weird.
 
WeeGord said:
Is it a friendly jellyfish?

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Don't patronise me fella. This is a serious issue. And for the record it does seem fairly . . . I want to say appealing but I'll get pelters for that. Just calming really. Gives me a sense of wellbeing but then it disappears and I find myself thinking WTF was that all about then?
 
bumface said:
Don't patronise me fella. This is a serious issue. And for the record it does seem fairly . . . I want to say appealing but I'll get pelters for that. Just calming really. Gives me a sense of wellbeing but then it disappears and I find myself thinking WTF was that all about then?
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I didn’t mean to make light of your jellyfish bumface, I apologise. However, does it generally appear during the Friday night beer thread? Or sometimes when you’re sober too?

If it’s when you’re sober too then a sugar deficiency can cause issues with your vision so could be something like that?
 
WeeGord said:
I didn’t mean to make light of your jellyfish bumface, I apologise. However, does it generally appear during the Friday night beer thread? Or sometimes when you’re sober too?

If it’s when you’re sober too then a sugar deficiency can cause issues with your vision so could be something like that?
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Finally somebody takes me seriously. I know that I mess about a lot on here but the jellyfish thing is real. Think that it is probably down to my dodgy left eye. And possibly a hangover from some of the many chemicals that I ingested in my youth. Doesn't really bother me. Not like the whole sleep paralysis thing that I get on thankfully very rare occasions. That really is pretty terrifying.
 
Nobby_Barnes said:
Get a tattoo of a Jellyfish on your forehead Bumface but be warned it might sting a bit auld fruit 👍
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Disappointed in you a bit now Nobby. I thought that you were one of the good guys on here. Ridicule is nothing to be scared of mate. A bloke called Adam said that and he was an ant who could sing and all the girls fancied him. But then he got a bit fat and mad and embarrassing when he got older.
 
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