SalfordBoro Well-known member Oct 28, 2020 #702 I left a deposit on a bed at Benson for Beds other day, the manager hoyed me out and banned me for life though.
I left a deposit on a bed at Benson for Beds other day, the manager hoyed me out and banned me for life though.
davidmills Well-known member Oct 28, 2020 #704 Did you here the one about the Snow Centre being built in Middlesbrough
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Oct 28, 2020 #705 My mate bet me £100 that i couldn't do a butterfly impression. I thought, that's worth a little flutter.
My mate bet me £100 that i couldn't do a butterfly impression. I thought, that's worth a little flutter.
Reidydog Well-known member Oct 29, 2020 #707 Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Oct 29, 2020 #708 A gang as been caught making counterfeit Mr Kipling Bakewell Tarts. Police say they're exceedingly good fakes...
A gang as been caught making counterfeit Mr Kipling Bakewell Tarts. Police say they're exceedingly good fakes...
Lefty Well-known member Oct 29, 2020 #712 You only thought the government was failing you, then came...
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Oct 30, 2020 #714 Suggs will be giving a talk on racial equality and diversity next week. It’s Madness gone politically correct.
Suggs will be giving a talk on racial equality and diversity next week. It’s Madness gone politically correct.
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Oct 31, 2020 #715 Now pay attention, 007! This might look like an ordinary pen... But turn it upside down and you can see her t*ts!
Now pay attention, 007! This might look like an ordinary pen... But turn it upside down and you can see her t*ts!
Sammysmiths Well-known member Oct 31, 2020 #716 What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish!
SNICKERED Well-known member Oct 31, 2020 #717 My local pub the Richard 111 has put a marquee up with flashing lights...they said now was the winter of their disco tent.
My local pub the Richard 111 has put a marquee up with flashing lights...they said now was the winter of their disco tent.
Powerage Active member Nov 1, 2020 #718 My local are advertising a Transvestites night........the poster says "Eat, Drink & be Mary"
Carlos Fandango Well-known member Nov 1, 2020 #719 Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address. Fortunately none of them can read a map.
Following a sexist joke I made the other day, the Feminist Society now has my address. Fortunately none of them can read a map.
TheBoroBuzzard Well-known member Nov 2, 2020 #720 We have all heard about Karl Marx, but not much about his sister Onya, she invented the starting pistol.
We have all heard about Karl Marx, but not much about his sister Onya, she invented the starting pistol.