Dad Jokes - all welcome!

r00fie1

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Secure The Building ...
Ask the British Army to secure a building and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure nobody gets out.
Ask the Royal Marines to secure a building and they will charge in, kill everybody inside, and then set up defences to make sure nobody else gets in.
Ask the Royal Navy to secure a building and they will turn off all the lights and lock all the doors at 1700.
Ask the Royal Air Force to secure a building and they will sign a 10-year lease with an option to buy.
 
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