Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash.
"Can you go and get me another one please?" asked Freddie.
"Why?" asked the waiter.
A man took his daughter to "Take your kids to work day"
As she was walking around the office she became more and more upset and then started crying.
One of the man's work colleagues bent down to ask her what was wrong?
She said "Where are all the clowns that daddy says he works with?"