Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Not so much a joke but a top tip.

If you want to save money at Christmas now is a good time to tell your children Santa didn't make it through the pandemic.
 
Do I win a prize? Also, and not really a dad joke, but once you post you have to wait 6 seconds to post again! Rob is infringing on our basic human right of free speach!
 
Bloke feeling ill runs into a linen store asking for a sedative.
"Whats the matter?" asked the assistant.
"I feel like a pair of curtains!" The exasperated man replied.
"Well pull yourself together man" !
 
Snow White complained - "You said I was having sex with one of the 7 dwarfs"
"No I didnt" said the man, "I said you were flipping Dopey!"
 
I used to be in a band back in my uni days called The Joists. We never headlined though, we were always just the support
 
Took the kids to the aquarium the other day. We spotted an Eel in a tank singing Dean Martin songs. I asked a nearby attendant what was going on, he replied...

“That’s a Moray”
 
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What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don’t know and I don’t care!
 
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