Rumour has it that Chris has a right sore red ender and all the lads had been laughing at him. He’ll be gone before the Birmingham game..And the rumour?
Well it's a good job George Friend is no longer here or he'd have an @rse like Robinson Crusoe's trouser leg.All the players, coaches and staff are infact rattling each other and rather than talk of fallings out, arguments & hostility.. quite the opposite is true and to the very extreme. Orgies until the early morning hours have been a contributing factor for losses in strength and stamina (on the pitch at least)
Jones, Giles & Muniz have not been effected as they prefer to play Minecraft on the x-box 360 although their excessive consumption of Pepsi max has been noted by club nutritionist Gary Onions “they have been drinking two much Pepsi max”
I don’t want to mention names as nearly all are involved.. but Alex ‘The Love Guru’ Mowett is thought to be the one that kicked off this ‘autumn of love’ with his penchant for josticks, hot oils and dressing gowns clear for everybody to see.
Gibson had it under control early doors with a cold bucket of water thrown at our randy squad of knee tremblers.. but since Leo’s introduction it has been ‘no holes barred’
Wilder still doesn't fancy Dijksteel.And the rumour?
How did any of our players concentrate with George Friend in the team? I guess it’s like school sports day when all the boys up their game because the hot teaching assistant is watching. Kevin & Perry to Chariots of Fire in one misconstrued smile or wink of the eye!Well it's a good job George Friend is no longer here or he'd have an @rse like Robinson Crusoe's trouser leg.
Boro scouts in Scotland are closely watching Ross Tierney (Motherwell) a young midfielder from Dublin - Cardiff City are also looking, the agent who worked on the deal to take Jack Simpson from Rangers to South Wales, told me over a Pale Ale in the Ebbw Vale Beaufort Theatre & Cafe Bar last Saturday evening.
It’ll no doubt be picked up by the nationals!bl00dy 'ell - yep that's the lad - only small but nice technique
hope i haven't let the cat out of the bag and alerted the 'Teesside' journos looking for a scoop.
if he is as good as Orri Freyr Oskarssonn on champ man 03-04 it will be the best £5 mil weve ever spent!I’ve heard we’ve made contact with FC Copenhagen for £5million rated Orri Steinn Oskarssonn. Apparently he’s into the ice hockey and the Billingham Stars have been his team of choice, wants to move closer to watch them.
Bloke in the pub told me.