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I’ve heard we’ve made contact with FC Copenhagen for £5million rated Orri Steinn Oskarssonn. Apparently he’s into the ice hockey and the Billingham Stars have been his team of choice, wants to move closer to watch them.

Bloke in the pub told me.
 
All the players, coaches and staff are infact rattling each other and rather than talk of fallings out, arguments & hostility.. quite the opposite is true and to the very extreme. Orgies until the early morning hours have been a contributing factor for losses in strength and stamina (on the pitch at least)

Jones, Giles & Muniz have not been affected as they prefer to play Minecraft on the x-box 360 although their excessive consumption of Pepsi max has been noted by club nutritionist Gary Onions “they have been drinking two much Pepsi max”

I don’t want to mention names as nearly all are involved.. but Alex ‘The Love Guru’ Mowett is thought to be the one that kicked off this ‘autumn of love’ with his penchant for josticks, hot oils and dressing gowns clear for everybody to see.

Gibson had it under control early doors with a cold bucket of water thrown at our randy squad of knee tremblers.. but since Leo’s introduction it has been ‘no holes barred’
 
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Chris Wilder doesn't actually exist. It's just Neil Warnock under a latex mask which has been layered with Ham. That's why Wilder and Warnock act like they don't like each other, so people aren't suspicious of the fact they are never seen in the same room. Gibbo has long been suspicious of this as he'd noticed Wilder saying "are you with me" a lot at the end of sentences but had it confirmed when he forgot to put the mask on for a meeting about transfers. The fallout being dealt with is why we signed no one on deadline day. This is what's causing the tension at the club as Gibbo obviously wants to sack him but can't as if he does people will know he's been taken for a fool by an Octogenarian in a **** mask made partly of Ham
 
Steve Gibson doesn't have a clue what to do and is running out of ideas.Looking sell before he sinks the club further.To many managers being blamed for his mistakes.
 
newyddion said:
All the players, coaches and staff are infact rattling each other and rather than talk of fallings out, arguments & hostility.. quite the opposite is true and to the very extreme. Orgies until the early morning hours have been a contributing factor for losses in strength and stamina (on the pitch at least)

Jones, Giles & Muniz have not been effected as they prefer to play Minecraft on the x-box 360 although their excessive consumption of Pepsi max has been noted by club nutritionist Gary Onions “they have been drinking two much Pepsi max”

I don’t want to mention names as nearly all are involved.. but Alex ‘The Love Guru’ Mowett is thought to be the one that kicked off this ‘autumn of love’ with his penchant for josticks, hot oils and dressing gowns clear for everybody to see.

Gibson had it under control early doors with a cold bucket of water thrown at our randy squad of knee tremblers.. but since Leo’s introduction it has been ‘no holes barred’
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Well it's a good job George Friend is no longer here or he'd have an @rse like Robinson Crusoe's trouser leg.
 
Chris Wilder is resigning, not to take over at another club but to retire on the fortune he made recently, being the designer of the new and improved Curly Wurly.
 
BlindBoyGrunt said:
Well it's a good job George Friend is no longer here or he'd have an @rse like Robinson Crusoe's trouser leg.
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How did any of our players concentrate with George Friend in the team? I guess it’s like school sports day when all the boys up their game because the hot teaching assistant is watching. Kevin & Perry to Chariots of Fire in one misconstrued smile or wink of the eye!
 
Boro scouts in Scotland are closely watching Ross Tierney (Motherwell) a young midfielder from Dublin - Cardiff City are also looking, the agent who worked on the deal to take Jack Simpson from Rangers to South Wales, told me over a Pale Ale in the Ebbw Vale Beaufort Theatre & Cafe Bar last Saturday evening.
 
Scrug said:
I’ve heard we’ve made contact with FC Copenhagen for £5million rated Orri Steinn Oskarssonn. Apparently he’s into the ice hockey and the Billingham Stars have been his team of choice, wants to move closer to watch them.

Bloke in the pub told me.
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if he is as good as Orri Freyr Oskarssonn on champ man 03-04 it will be the best £5 mil weve ever spent!
 
Mogga and Wilder are locked in a real cat and mouse death match, they used the international break to track each at the Huntcliffe training complex, if they don't succeed by tomorrow, then they will stop and resume it for the world cup. My source, a friend down the pub who met Mogga at a wedding says the hate is deadly and should not be underestimated, apparently it started after Mogga took offence to Wilder claiming that Eston had better pubs than Redcar, hundreds of Wilders family came up recently on his recommendation for a boozy Sunday afternoon.
 
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