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Chris Wilder doesn't actually exist. It's just Neil Warnock under a latex mask which has been layered with Ham. That's why Wilder and Warnock act like they don't like each other, so people aren't suspicious of the fact they are never seen in the same room. Gibbo has long been suspicious of this as he'd noticed Wilder saying "are you with me" a lot at the end of sentences but had it confirmed when he forgot to put the mask on for a meeting about transfers. The fallout being dealt with is why we signed no one on deadline day. This is what's causing the tension at the club as Gibbo obviously wants to sack him but can't as if he does people will know he's been taken for a fool by an Octogenarian in a **** mask made partly of Ham
So it was Neil Hamhock all along? 🤔
 
We currently have a relation of Timothy Weah on trail, his name is Ali Dia Jnr. The link has come through Steffan who is obviously An international team mate of Timothy Weah. Apparently Southampton have shown an interest, so it will be interesting how this one plays out.
 
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There has been a player revolt by 50% of the playing staff who are firmly team Leo to get Wilder out of the club and then vise versa.
As it turns out, both are madly in love with Alan knill and have both been linked romantically, the lads are separated into teams, #TeamLeo & #TeamWilder

A love story more epic then Twilight, which side are you on?
 
Chris wilder is getting on a flight right after the press conference to sit in the stand at the Bournemouth game and Johnny howson will be a player manager against Coventry..
 
In 2021 the 1922 committee voted Liz Truss as having the greatest figure in parliamentary history.
The result was never released as it was found Boris Johnson had voted 12 times although several of the ballot papers were stuck together.
 
A message received is that Boro are going Italian - Boro's backroom team, through connections and meetings via ERREA were impressed with the work ethic and footballing styles of an upcoming coach - the name being echoed the most is;

Fabio Caserta

currently out of work after leaving his post as head coach of Serie b team Benevento in September, previously he had been at Perugia (Ravanelli connection!) and Juve Stabia
THIS would be the out of the blue unexpected appointment.. we’ve come to expect!
 
Gibson has been so impressed by the fans reaction to Leo getting the caretakers job, he will give him two games and will be the favourite for the job should we pick up 4 points.
 
Jedi Boro uses mind control to start new threads consistently through out the day, without ever having to leave his mams spare room.
 
Jedi Boro uses mind control to start new threads consistently through out the day, without ever having to leave his mams spare room.
Fassy sniffs farts from a cupped hand.. when they are not of his own making he will pay up to 50 pence!!
 
Mogga and Wilder are locked in a real cat and mouse death match, they used the international break to track each at the Rockcliffe training complex, if they don't succeed by tomorrow, then they will stop and resume it for the world cup. My source, a friend down the pub who met Mogga at a wedding says the hate is deadly and should not be underestimated, apparently it started after Mogga took offence to Wilder claiming that Eston had better pubs than Redcar, hundreds of Wilders family came up recently on his recommendation for a boozy Sunday afternoon.
Obviously the public narrative is that CW got the push due to results and player problems, but those in the know, know that CW asked if he could have a new identity and go into hiding due to the skillful hitman tactics of Mogga which CW felt it would only be time before his number was up, CW also felt this issue had been a distraction from the team. The hierarchy at the club haven't said much they don't want to give any info that could lead to CW's location and new identity. It's been rumoured Mogga is thinking of hanging his sights up.
 
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