You win £100 million whats the first 5 things you are going to do.
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newyddion
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I mean.. the good news is a lot of these are achievable without £100m.. take away the giving millions of pounds away which could end up doing more harm than good.
Making your own sweaty racist football message board has to be achievable, getting fit and learning things.. very achievable.
Getting pished and even shagging prostitues lol
All this looking after family and sorting mates out.. that could be done just by being there for them.
A few house moves could be on the cards.. or maybe even a bit of DIY
Maybe I’ll work on a spreadsheet for the cost of the non luxurious wants.. maybe we could have a whip round for a Xmas shed?
Making your own sweaty racist football message board has to be achievable, getting fit and learning things.. very achievable.
Getting pished and even shagging prostitues lol
All this looking after family and sorting mates out.. that could be done just by being there for them.
A few house moves could be on the cards.. or maybe even a bit of DIY
Maybe I’ll work on a spreadsheet for the cost of the non luxurious wants.. maybe we could have a whip round for a Xmas shed?
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newyddion
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better than a hovercraft?
Borothruandthru
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Try and find a new purpose in life
newyddion
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newyddion
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The transporter? It’s broke! Plus.. don’t need it! Quick shimmy down the tees to pick up some beers and some tabs from the dam.. canny motor to pick up the coastal matches.. plus any stadium near a river.. maybe.
WillowsOrchid
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Hire a physio and try get me walking again
Pay my kids mortgages off (£400k), buy my mam a new car (£20k), get the farm track to our place properly tarmaced (£50k) buy a nice decent sized house in Keswick for holiday base for us, friends and family (£750k) the rest I’d spend on a campaign to ban fireworks so my dog isn’t passed himself from October till January 
newyddion
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Fireworks don’t need to have bangs.. that’s the worst bit.Pay my kids mortgages off (£400k), buy my mam a new car (£20k), get the farm track to our place properly tarmaced (£50k) buy a nice decent sized house in Keswick for holiday base for us, friends and family (£750k) the rest I’d spend on a campaign to ban fireworks so my dog isn’t passed himself from October till January
jeff_potato
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1) Buy a warehouse.
2) Build a Lego world which fills my warehouse.
3) Pay mortgages off for friends and family on the condition that they put a portrait of me in the hallway like a North Korean dictator.
4) Set up a series of shell companies with stupid names to sponsor footballers I don't like and make them look silly.
5) Think of frivolous ways to spend the rest of my winnings.
2) Build a Lego world which fills my warehouse.
3) Pay mortgages off for friends and family on the condition that they put a portrait of me in the hallway like a North Korean dictator.
4) Set up a series of shell companies with stupid names to sponsor footballers I don't like and make them look silly.
5) Think of frivolous ways to spend the rest of my winnings.
whinneybanksaint
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set the mrs up with a lovely home, make sure she doesnt want for anything same for the kids !
then **** off and enjoy myself !
then **** off and enjoy myself !
The_Big_Woodowski
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How do we know that they would be “high class” . Is there a star system like with hotels, trip advisors or check a trade or do we have a different metric?
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SNOWBANDIT
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This is true - however being responsible for a section of the Test would just be a headache -being by the Test I would have access to great water for me lake ( and of course be in Gods own county - the way the sun beams whenever one drives over the border is a simple joy) - I would of course be close enough to amble over and chuck a mayfly or two when the mood and hatch combine.
MolteniArcore
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1. Go down the local and have a few beers
2. Buy a ID Buzz
3. Speak with family and friends with a view to given them a few quid to make their lives easier
4. Buy a new house, sort the cars out, few new bikes
5. Go on a cruise whilst the house sale goes through. Come home, sort my life out and decide how to do some good with the money.
2. Buy a ID Buzz
3. Speak with family and friends with a view to given them a few quid to make their lives easier
4. Buy a new house, sort the cars out, few new bikes
5. Go on a cruise whilst the house sale goes through. Come home, sort my life out and decide how to do some good with the money.
BaronSmoggie
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1. Pay off my mortgage in full.
2. Buy my parents their own property in cash for a happy retirement.
3. Put a load of the money in trust for growth and just live off the interest.
4. Quit my job and spend all of my time with my wife and daughter.
5. Be the best Dad I can be without work distractions.
Boring, but the older I get the less interested in the world I am and 'experiences'.
2. Buy my parents their own property in cash for a happy retirement.
3. Put a load of the money in trust for growth and just live off the interest.
4. Quit my job and spend all of my time with my wife and daughter.
5. Be the best Dad I can be without work distractions.
Boring, but the older I get the less interested in the world I am and 'experiences'.
FlapJacks
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Brilliant.