You win £100 million whats the first 5 things you are going to do.

1. Pay off mortgage etc.
2. Wouldn't move house but would make some improvements to this one.
3. Give some to family (and have some big holidays with them etc.)
4. Buy an apartment in New York City overlooking Central Park like John Lennon had from which to base ourselves for a good proportion of the year, and once my lads are older, staring out the window, noodling on my guitar, writing and posting on fmttm. :ROFLMAO:
5. Significantly increase all regular charity outgoings.
6. Bank the rest, for me 2 bairns, but not tell them about it.

Wouldn't tell anyone I'd won it and wouldn't give any to close friends, too complicated as to who you define as close enough to be 'deserving'. Plus, my two best/oldest mates are absolutely minted anyway and give me feck all as it stands :ROFLMAO: . I'd just be more generous in the pub and on away trips. :LOL:
“4. Buy an apartment in New York City overlooking Central Park like John Lennon had from which to base ourselves for a good proportion of the year, and once my lads are older, staring out the window, noodling on my guitar, writing and posting on fmttm. :ROFLMAO:

That would be probably half your dosh!
Although having said that you’d probably make another 10 or 20 within a few years 🤣
 
“4. Buy an apartment in New York City overlooking Central Park like John Lennon had from which to base ourselves for a good proportion of the year, and once my lads are older, staring out the window, noodling on my guitar, writing and posting on fmttm. :ROFLMAO:

That would be probably half your dosh!
Although having said that you’d probably make another 10 or 20 within a few years 🤣
Na just somet small. Surely I could get one for $1-2m?
 
Fair enough, if you can specifically nail it down to 8 people and aren't worried about your 9th best friend finding out. I'd struggle with all that I think. If any of them fall on hard times I'll bung them a tenner.
The 9 person will get the bullseye treatment… this is what you could have won!!
 
1. Outbid BoroBosco to buy Fmttm and insist that any posters had to call BoroBosco a RWNJ every day
2. Get absolutely rat arsed for as long as I could
3. As my internal organs wrapped in one by one, I would pay to have transplants harvested from desperately poor families from around the globe
4. Get rat arsed again
5. Buy myself a top of the range Pinarello bike

I'm only serious about one of them, I'd probably buy a Colnago.
 
1. Book a holiday at a 7 star hotel to take time out to think about my winnings.
2. Hire 3 really high class hookers for the weekend.
3. Fly back home
4. Distribute my money amongst the family.
5. Buy a very large house in the sun, have an open door policy for family.

Just remember don't do 2 and 5 on the same weekend.
"Hiya Gran, er this is Brandi, Cyndi and Chanel."
 
The cayman islands would have to be involved and now there's the worry of me or the family being kidnapped (seen it on the telly)
 
I realise this is a Boro board but the last thing I would consider doing is anything financially related to the football club apart maybe donating some money to the Foundation.
 
Buy houses for immediate family
Massive holiday
Set up a massive workshop and fill it with cars and bikes
Let the wife have her mini farm
Set up a little charitable foundation to help out local struggling families and young people
 
1. Book a holiday at a 7 star hotel to take time out to think about my winnings.
2. Hire 3 really high class hookers for the weekend.
3. Fly back home
4. Distribute my money amongst the family.
5. Buy a very large house in the sun, have an open door policy for family.
Why three? and why the weekend?
 
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