I don't start threads very often but I was thinking about this today and I'd be interested to hear about other FMTTM members experiences. I've mentioned my student job in a campus bookshop on here before and how awful it was. But I think that it was the direct sales door knocking job that I had in the holidays between sixth form and going to Uni that was the worst one for me. Spending ten hours a day in unfamiliar parts of Teesside knocking on strangers doors and trying to sell them worthless crap. You got paid a tenner a day basic and the rest was commission on the stuff that you sold. I was pretty good at it because I'm good at bullsh*tting people but I really hated doing it. And I hated having to look smart and wear a tie every day too. And you had to sing the company song every morning at the staff meeting and pretend to be be all enthusiastic. The whole thing was just a pyramid scheme and an absolute nightmare. It was horrific. NSFW Derek and Clive video attached: