What's the worse job you've ever had?

BoroBukowski said:
From someone with an English Lit degree who can't get worse vs. worst right that's pretty funny :ROFLMAO: I know 7 year olds with more ability at English than you
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It was a typo mate. Get over it. It's not important. And you're really starting to bore me now.

Edit: And I think that I've figured out who you are now too. Say hello to the rest of them on that forum that we're not allowed to mention on here. The one that only has about a dozen posters and they all hate this place but still keep trying to sneak back on here pretending to be someone new. This is the end of a beautiful friendship mate. It was never meant to last between the two of us. Most of my relationships end like this. I'm used to it.
 
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Used to work at the Forum in Billingham had to clean out the swimming pool filters on a morning, tampax condoms hair earrings etc to name a few of the horrors I encountered, got paid for fishing out turds in the baby pool.
 
BoroBukowski said:
Embarrassing to invoke the typo defence every idiot uses. You thought "worse" was right and that's OK. Now you know better
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I refer you to the previous post that I've just edited. You're a tedious troll. You're not going to be able to wind me up like you did with BoroFur. It won't work with me. I have real problems to deal with. Words on a message board are just words on a message board. I thought that you were alright. You're not.
 
bumface said:
I refer you to the previous post that I've just edited. You're a tedious troll. You're not going to be able to wind me up like you did with BoroFur. It won't work with me. I have real problems to deal with. Words on a message board are just words on a message board. I thought that you were alright. You're not.
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It's not personal. When you create a thread on a forum you are publishing yourself to the global internet and you should act accordingly

The thread we had on here recently with subject like "Another Texas SHOUTING" was much worse just totally cringe-worthy and shameful in the circumstances. Yes people increasingly don't care about their inability to express themselves, but they should care when they are creating something that is publicly viewable
 
bumface said:
Yeah. I'm crap at my job my job mate. That's why I managed to retire in my forties.
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Christ, what’s your secret? Any tips? I think I’ll be working until I drop!
The job I enjoyed the least had to be the pork and bacon factory, I recall a couple of shifts where I was tasked to put intestines through a mangel to squeeze the residue out of them, then tie them and hang them.
I’d like to write, wouldn’t know where to start.
 
1975 ish got my first job working in the MAFF office in Elvet Durham, Worked in the registry section filing and retrieving Farmer subsidy applications for drainage and the like ... mind numbing .... as the youngest I got the job of searching through every file for any lost farmers files that had been misfiled --- at least 12000 all in racks
 
BoroBukowski said:
He was a great writer who understood the power of simplicity. If you really used to write for a living and you don't immediately spot such lazy & bad expression in yourself then it's a good job you gave it up . Author means authority in a certain domain. No one bright enough to write well would confuse worse and worst it's 8 year old level. Read more books and then read more books and then get back to me...
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Hate to be a pedant, but your one paragraph contains at least 2 examples of very poor grammar:

"then it's a good job you gave it up . " - a space between the last word and the full stop.
"No one bright enough to write well would confuse worse and worst it's 8 year old level." - missing comma after 'worst'.

Sorry, but if you're going to start picking other posters up in a passive/aggressive fashion over their grammar or spelling, then you'd better have your own act together.
 
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HarryVegas said:
Hate to be a pedant, but your one paragraph contains at least 3 examples of very poor grammar:

"then it's a good job you gave it up . " - 2 excessive spaces
"No one bright enough to write well would confuse worse and worst it's 8 year old level." - missing comma after 'worst'.

Sorry, but if you're going to start picking other posters up in a passive/aggressive fashion over their grammar or spelling, then you'd better have your own act together.
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They often make the mistake of thinking that bumface and Steve are the same person Harry. We're not.
 
HarryVegas said:
Hate to be a pedant, but your one paragraph contains at least 2 examples of very poor grammar:

"then it's a good job you gave it up . " - a space between the last word and the full stop.
"No one bright enough to write well would confuse worse and worst it's 8 year old level." - missing comma after 'worst'.

Sorry, but if you're going to start picking other posters up in a passive/aggressive fashion over their grammar or spelling, then you'd better have your own act together.
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Yeah no one's perfect and I'm not asking for perfection in others. Just that people should take extra care with the subject/title when they create a new topic on the global interweb... ;)

Anyways, I think BF might have missed the joke in the funniest response on this thread (by Colgates) so I'll end by repeating it here
Colgates_shaving_foam said:
Take a chill pill fella, no need to make a bad situation worst.
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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
Whilst working for Bells as a 17-18 year old, the worst job was when you got the instruction to clean the bottom of the milk fridge: grim. Plus, the store I worked at had very old equipment so as well as the slop and smell, electric shocks were a part of the process!
 
FlapJacks said:
As one of the aforementioned w@nkers, I'd like to register a formal complaint.
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I include myself in that mate. We're all w@nkers. Anyone who claims that they aren't a w@nker is telling fibs. There's nothing wrong with w@nking. But there is definitely something wrong with BoroBukowski. You're one of the good w@nkers. And so am I. Or I try to be.
 
bumface said:
I include myself in that mate. We're all w@nkers. Anyone who claims that they aren't a w@nker is telling fibs. There's nothing wrong with w@nking. But there is definitely something wrong with BoroBukowski. You're one of the good w@nkers. And so am I. Or I try to be.
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Speaking of the 'W' word, seeing as today is National Biscuit Day I assume any old Etonians lurking among us will be partaking in the Biscuit Game today, yes...?
 
HarryVegas said:
Speaking of the 'W' word, seeing as today is National Biscuit Day I assume any old Etonians lurking among us will be partaking in the Biscuit Game today, yes...?
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Are you suggesting that I went to Eton Harry? I'm feeling a bit paranoid now after BB had a go at me for no reason. I definitely didn't go to Eton. We were too hard up to even consider ruining biscuits by w@nking over then when I was a kid. I did shove that biscuit up a horse's nose once but that was forgivable at that age. I was only five. The horses still haven't forgiven me yet though. I don't think that they ever will. They still hate me. I won't be celebrating the jubilee but I'm happy to celebrate National Biscuit Day. Bit too late to organise a street party though. I should have planned ahead.
 
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