What do I put on my toast

[davidmills]

Buy a microwave for work.
Then you can warm anything up and have it on toast. Could open up a whole new world for you.

 

[Andy_W]

Pate, Caremalised Onion Chutney and Rocket. Even throw a nice slice of ham on there if you like.

 

[Vzzzbx]

Philadelphia and jam.... Its the taste of the future.

 

[Boro in Devon]

Instead of bread, try a crumpet.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Another thing I like on toast is strawberry jam then sliced banana on top

 

[Billy69_uk]

Buy a microwave for work.
Then you can warm anything up and have it on toast. Could open up a whole new world for you.

100% nailed on that some Tvvat will then use the microwave to heat up some mackerel or sardines.

Filthy animals.

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

100% nailed on that some Tvvat will then use the microwave to heat up some mackerel or sardines.

Filthy animals.

We have a microwave at work and all was well with the world, until somebody discovered it was also an oven, went in one day to heat up my left over shepherds pie and some fecker was doing a bloody roast chicken and the timer was set for 90 odd minutes!!!

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

We don't have a toaster at work. They've been banned on health and safety grounds. Some bloke at the cabinet office managed to set the kitchen on fire once and that was curtains for toast for thousands of civil servants. Personally I think they should have kept the toasters and sacked the bloke who was too stupid to make toast without setting the kitchen on fire. If you're too stupid to make toast you're too stupid to run the country. Our toastmaking has been contracted out to benugo who instead of selling us toast sell us bagels for a fiver. Quel F***ing surprise as the French would say.

So in summary peanut butter.

 

[red_harrington]

Take one of those toast brown bags & have what you want

Not sure what they are, I did a google search, not sure how it would help tbh

 

[NYboro]

We have a microwave at work and all was well with the world, until somebody discovered it was also an oven, went in one day to heat up my left over shepherds pie and some fecker was doing a bloody roast chicken and the timer was set for 90 odd minutes!!!

Should have taken it out

 

[NYboro]

We don't have a toaster at work. They've been banned on health and safety grounds. Some bloke at the cabinet office managed to set the kitchen on fire once and that was curtains for toast for thousands of civil servants. Personally I think they should have kept the toasters and sacked the bloke who was too stupid to make toast without setting the kitchen on fire. If you're too stupid to make toast you're too stupid to run the country.

There would be no Government.

 

[Muttley]

Toaster Bags are the solution to a problem I didn't know existed



You can even put beans in them (as a filling between two slices not on their own you filthy animals)

 

[Subbuteo_171]

Cranberry sauce on toast is delicious.

 

[Slipperutb01]

Got to be peanut butter yummy

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

Take some Pop Tarts to work

Ah yes, release thermonuclear heat into your mouth on your lunch break. At least you can entertain yourself all afternoon pulling the loose skin off the inside of your mouth

 

[red_harrington]

I thought it was a joke but this is now coming up in my ads

 

[Erimus74]

Not sure what they are, I did a google search, not sure how it would help tbh

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That's the one mmmmmmm

 

[Erimus74]

Toaster bags that's the ones

 

[Cuthbert]

But how do you slice your toast? (only a lunatic would use option 3 in my opinion)

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Interestingly (on a generous interesting scale) I actually use 3 when I'm dunking the toast in soup. Otherwise 2... or 4. unsliced. 1 is surely reserved for greasy spoons?

 

[Jonny Ingbar]

Marmalade

I'm currently favouring marmalade and lemon curd.