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A Knats **** , as in a unit of length.
Wide as a Barn Door/Back Alley
Eyes as big as Goggles
Slack as Welly Boot-do you need to ask?
Stiff as a Barge Pole, as above
Drunk as a Skunk, self explanatory.
Sober as a Judge
Fit as a Butchers Dog
Tight as a Ducks ****
Someone who has Deep Pockets. Ie ability to pay
Smooth as a Babies Bum
Useless as a Chocolate Fireguard/ Ashtray on a Motorbike
Bright as a Button
Fast as a Rocket
Slow as a Tortoise
Ugly as Sin
Big as a Bus
Tight as a Nun's-time for bed!
Wide as a Barn Door/Back Alley
Eyes as big as Goggles
Slack as Welly Boot-do you need to ask?
Stiff as a Barge Pole, as above
Drunk as a Skunk, self explanatory.
Sober as a Judge
Fit as a Butchers Dog
Tight as a Ducks ****
Someone who has Deep Pockets. Ie ability to pay
Smooth as a Babies Bum
Useless as a Chocolate Fireguard/ Ashtray on a Motorbike
Bright as a Button
Fast as a Rocket
Slow as a Tortoise
Ugly as Sin
Big as a Bus
Tight as a Nun's-time for bed!
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