xxlshirts_fit_all
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Nah, Ben Jamin beat me too it by several fmttm posts…
Unofficial units of measurement
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Capybara
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Smoginexile
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- Riochs - Measure of how many times you produce something from nothing.
- Todd's - Measure of how many players you can pi$$ off before the play offs.
- Lawrence's - Measure how many fans you can lose in a single season.
- Robson's - Measure of lost cup finals.
- Venableses - Measure of seasons rescued.
- McLaren's - Measure of unbelievable comebacks
- Southgates - Measure strikers signed who don't score that much.
- Strachens - Measure of useless players signed from Scotland
- Mowbrays - Measure of how many days you can last with no money.
- Karankas - Measure of times a person threatens to leave.
- Agnew's - Measure of days in a job you know you can't do.
- Monks - Measure of how many millions you can waste before getting caught.
- Pulises - Measure of how many fans you can bore senseless.
- Warnock's - Measure of how many years you can work after retirement.
- Gestedes - Measure of years employed as a footballer without being one.
- Todd's - Measure of how many players you can pi$$ off before the play offs.
- Lawrence's - Measure how many fans you can lose in a single season.
- Robson's - Measure of lost cup finals.
- Venableses - Measure of seasons rescued.
- McLaren's - Measure of unbelievable comebacks
- Southgates - Measure strikers signed who don't score that much.
- Strachens - Measure of useless players signed from Scotland
- Mowbrays - Measure of how many days you can last with no money.
- Karankas - Measure of times a person threatens to leave.
- Agnew's - Measure of days in a job you know you can't do.
- Monks - Measure of how many millions you can waste before getting caught.
- Pulises - Measure of how many fans you can bore senseless.
- Warnock's - Measure of how many years you can work after retirement.
- Gestedes - Measure of years employed as a footballer without being one.
Anton_Berg
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The Albert Hall,
The Eiffel Tower.
A friend who works for an airline uses this measure of volume :
"A Nigerian's hand luggage"
The Eiffel Tower.
A friend who works for an airline uses this measure of volume :
"A Nigerian's hand luggage"
Cogeur_le_Conq
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I'm looking to move back to Teesside and I already saw that 6 bedroom gaff on Rightmove.
If you read the details you can see it needs underpinning as there's cracks all over the shop.
There's a few houses around that way built on shale/shifting sand.