Things that make you say "oh FFS not again"

Right now, every time I wake up on a morning, yawn, stretch, pop my glasses on and out of the corner of my eye spot another friggin giant sized 🕷 on the ceiling above the bed or on the wall above the headboard........... where the feck do they come from 😖 it is never the same spider (unless its a homing spider, or on rare occasion has the power of resurrection). Another thing, why is there only ever one (I am always glad they seem to be loners mind).
 
Anything from any politician ( and / or scientific “experts”) , or political journalists on any media platform. Life is too short to listen to their delusional nonsense.
 
Scissors, where do the scissors go to?

The only pair I ever find is an extraordinarily blunt pair that haunt the cutlery drawer in the kitchen, if I want to cut my nails or trim a label off a new item of clothing...

FFS, not again.
 
When I go on my daily run and I've stood in dog Sh1t and horse sh1te galore ...trainers need ANOTHER wash
 
When you walk all the way to the local shop, put your hand out to push the door and then realize you've left your mask at home.

:cry::rolleyes::oops:
 
When you come downstairs and realise you’ve left something upstairs FFS... go back upstairs get distracted come back down and forget said item again FFS

get ready to go out, put the alarm on lock up and realise you’ve forgotten something FFS

when you want a bath and there is no hot water! FFS

people talking loudly on their phone on the train FFS
 
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