Things that make you say "oh FFS not again"

[Boroproud]

I'm convinced there is something or someone watching me when im driving
The times i have approached a junction and not saw a car go in either direction go past, then i soon as i get to the line it seems every fkn car in Middlesbrough suddenly passes at once.
Anything else make you say "oh FFS"?

 

[guisborough_rob]

Just yesterday. I’d got to the end of the recipe and it was all ready to go....”and finally add a bouquet garni”

Every time that happens there are never any in the cupboard.

 

[Norfolkred1]

Most home games at the moment.

 

[spanishman]

Every time I forget something. Which is very often.

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

Every time I forget something. Which is very often.

Whenever Ant and fecking Dec appear on my tv screen

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

Whenever Philip fecking Schofield appears on my tv screen

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

Whenever Mary bl**dy Berry appears on my tv screen

 

[turnoffsaysthestar]

rylan teeth or gemma big person

 

[rkangel]

When the MFC app won't play. Again.

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Every time I hear Rudy mentioned by name when a game is being played.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

seems appropriate these past few days.

 

[Jedi boro]

Most home games at the moment.

Those were the days

 

[Randy]

When the traffic lights magically turn to red whenever I approach them from any direction at the southern cross junction.

 

[mitch_at_merseyside]

Milk leaks in the fridge
A Newcastle shirt on holiday
Train fares increases
Somebody stands up before the plane arrives at the gate
Politicians saying "as I've said" to every question

 

[Caesium137]

Somebody stands up before the plane arrives at the gate

This times one million

 

[360]

When it starts raining after just starting cutting the grass.

 

[FartingGnome]

Cooper turns up on a thread

 

[Cooper671]

And so it begins.... obsessed much

 

[FartingGnome]

FFS

 

[London_Boro]

When you wash your car, then after you have put your hose/buckets/sponges etc away and you look out of your front window to admire your work only to see that a bird has shat on it. FFS

Every effing time!!!