Things that make you say "oh FFS not again"

[NorthumberlandBoro]

'Leeds would take more'

Absolutely nalied on a Leeds fan will say that on football awaydays etc on Facebook / twitter.

Leeds might want to keep quiet about home attendances, looking back at recent history.
Humongous catchment also.

 

[Mountain Climber]

The peleton advert
The Go Compare advert
The black guy surprised at the glasses only being £6 saying '£6 are you serious???' Yes mate they are only £6. Get over it! Ffs

And finally Harry and Meghan giving an opinion about anything and everything going on in the world as if we really care about what they say!

Old man rant over!

 

[Randy]

When somebody else launches yet another podcast.

 

[Murphy04]

The 2nd goal conceded last night. I mean, near post !!!

 

[Muttley]

The "hooligans only ever fought other hooligans" thing.

 

[Littlejimmy]

The Vodafone adverts with the annoying female voice.

 

[chickenrunner]

The peleton advert
The Go Compare advert
The black guy surprised at the glasses only being £6 saying '£6 are you serious???' Yes mate they are only £6. Get over it! Ffs

And finally Harry and Meghan giving an opinion about anything and everything going on in the world as if we really care about what they say!

Old man rant over!

The peleton advert ..................... "Stay with me Peleton" .................... " Well done Peleton you smashed it!"

FFS you're on an exercise bike in yer front room (Cote de Lounge?), get over yourselves.

 

[S7DiscoDown]

We've definitely got one coming up...

When Sean Morrison scores a setplay goal for Cardiff. That's after a whole week of Warnock telling us and and squad he's 'a threat'

 

[Blf]

Everytime I try to hit any iron under a 9 iron off the fairway.

 

[nowthen]

Warnock blaming officials and individuals.

 

[ForssAwakens]

Dominic raab

 

[Subbuteo_171]

Expo back on the board posting drivel.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

When my divvy magnet kicks in - you can guarantee I end up with a divvy sat near me in a pub or public transport.

 

[London_Boro]

When you sit down for a dump, get started and then realise someone has used all of the toilet roll and there's none in the bathroom, prompting a bang on the floor or a shout to someone to throw one up the stairs to you, then one of them pitching it at you baseball style through the open door whilst you're sat on the bog with your keks around your ankles.

 

[red_harrington]

Picking up a pot of marmite/bovril by the lid only to find the previous person had just placed the lid on top without screwing it on.

Which means you just end up with the lid in your hand and not the pot.

 

[Muttley]

When you sit down for a dump, get started and then realise someone has used all of the toilet roll

My variation on that is the shuffle across the bathroom to the cupboard where we keep them with your pants round your ankles trying to keep your rrse cheeks from rubbing together...

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

just said it again - another new rambo.

 

[SailOnSailor]

Simon Clarke MP.

 

[r00fie1]

Simon Clarke MP.

Fave Lou reed album btw