Sunderland 'man' performed 'sex act' on seagull

[coluka]

Wonder if he finds his sentence difficult to swallow. Hope he isn’t sharing a cell with someone who’s been robin.

 

[viv_andersons_nana]

I know people are having a good laugh at this and maybe I’m being too earnest here, but this man is clearly mentally unwell. He needs help, not his face and personal details plastering all over the media for people to laugh at.

 

[Acklam_Lad]

I know people are having a good laugh at this and maybe I’m being too earnest here, but this man is clearly mentally unwell. He needs help, not his face and personal details plastering all over the media for people to laugh at.

He is a Sunderland fan… of course he needs help

 

[S7DiscoDown]

Definitely getting a life time ban from the Amex. Brighton away ain't an option

 

[Lady Felicia]

To be fair, I've heard it was a particularly sexy seagull.

 

[Glover_elbow]

A Mackem at work claims the guy originates from Guisborough not Sunderland

 

[ForssAwakens]

Hearing the pigeon detectives cracked the case

 

[Corco65]

Let's hope for this mans sake he hasn't gone to Glastonbury!