Sunderland 'man' performed 'sex act' on seagull

[TeessideCleveland]

Just....wow....

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/animal-campaigners-welcome-prosecution-of-sunderland-man-who-performed-sex-act-while-keeping-seagull-captive-4119711

 

[ThePrisoner]

He should be fined. That's right, give him a massive bill.

 

[TeessideCleveland]

He should be fined. That's right, give him a massive bill.

That's what was said when it was put in front of the beak in court

 

[viv_andersons_nana]

I’m glad he had his Laridae in court.

 

[atypical_boro]

Did he get a long enough tern?

 

[Ironops]

His defence were clearly winging it, but he's nothing to crow about now.

 

[Trug]

Nowt wrong with his pecker then eh?

 

[Steer]

Perhaps he thought that the talk about the "birds and the bees" was supposed to be taken literally. If the gull was messy, I shudder to think what the outcome of his next escapade will bee.

 

[Acklam_Lad]

Doing bird for doing a bird

Apparently the gull sang like a canary when it came to the witness statement

 

[Glover_elbow]

Can we change the thread title to Sunderland fan instead of man

 

[bigbob]

He thought it was his gullfriend

 

[UTB70]

Jeez what sick human. Poor seagull.

 

[joeydiaz]

This is the third thread on this subject now

 

[Brian Marwood]

This is the third thread on this subject now

You're on a wing and a prayer if you think that is going to change.

 

[TeessideCleveland]

This is the third thread on this subject now

The story has wings, and is flying

 

[joeydiaz]

Looks like I’ll just have to eat crow and accept it.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Jailed...

Man jailed for 'bizarre' sex act on herring gull - live updates

David Lee, 40, from Roker Avenue, Sunderland has been jailed for 24 weeks at South Tyneside Magistrates' Court

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

Jailed...

Man jailed for 'bizarre' sex act on herring gull - live updates

David Lee, 40, from Roker Avenue, Sunderland has been jailed for 24 weeks at South Tyneside Magistrates' Court

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

24 weeks.

Now he's definitely doing bird

 

[Norfolkred1]

Nothing to Crow about.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Apparently his defence was that he was a gullible adult.
I knew that would never fly.