STAY OFF THE PITCH

We're quick to get embarrassed about things we can't control such as goal music, drums etc.

We should be more embarrassed about things we can control, like going on the pitch.
 
Should have a line of stewards around the side of the pitch with a line of Rozzers with Tasers behind them for those that get past the stewards .. (y)
 
You need to figure out a way to harness the power from your thermos flask to propel you towards the pitch and then use your tartan blanket to glide the rest of the way.
I never believed the rumour that there was a series of secret hidden chutes and tunnels built within the West Stand for this very purpose, only known to very senior upper echelon gold card holders??
 
Potentionally going to be a busy man this evening .. I think he now has a jacket that has the words actually printed on the back on rather than sharpey'd on 🤣

Screenshot_20230517-131233_Gallery.jpg
 
We’ve had plenty of great nights at the riverside without pitch invasions. I think there was discussion before about whether it is illegal once the full time whistle has gone?
I do think winning a semi final is something to be celebrated, should it happen. But big IF we do win, I hope most people see sense to enjoy it from the sidelines.
 
Back
Top