Nadine Dorries

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Japsi

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Bless her. She's just written the Labour Party GE slogan in that tweet about Jeremy Hunt.

"Your pandemic preparation during six years as health secretary was found wanting and inadequate. Your duplicity right now in destabilising the party and country to serve your own personal ambition, more so".

Can you imagine the collective head shaking from Conservative central office whenever she uses the media.
 
Japsi said:
Bless her. She's just written the Labour Party GE slogan in that tweet about Jeremy Hunt.

"Your pandemic preparation during six years as health secretary was found wanting and inadequate. Your duplicity right now in destabilising the party and country to serve your own personal ambition, more so".

Can you imagine the collective head shaking from Conservative central office whenever she uses the media.
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Angela Rayner quoted that last night on twitter and wrote, "Absolute state of this!" :ROFLMAO:
 
Looks like she'd be a fun night in when she's had a few.

She must have other charms / physical attributes to rise to her current level?

As she reestablishes on an almost daily basis she isn't there for her quick whit, sharp mind, skilled oratory, compassion or any sort of even vaguely truthful or common sense approach to anything.

I probably still would though, just for the experience. If she tweets and says stuff like that on TV, imagine what would come out of her mouth half-cut behind closed doors in the throws of physical ecstasy*.































* apologies for those still breaking their fast.
 
Caesium137 said:
Looks like she'd be a fun night in when she's had a few.

She must have other charms / physical attributes to rise to her current level?

As she reestablishes on an almost daily basis she isn't there for her quick whit, sharp mind, skilled oratory, compassion or any sort of even vaguely truthful or common sense approach to anything.

I probably still would though, just for the experience. If she tweets and says stuff like that on TV, imagine what would come out of her mouth half-cut behind closed doors in the throws of physical ecstasy*.































* apologies for those still breaking their fast.
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Oh, you might have a mad night of passion, but would it be worth it for the barrage of phone calls, gift baskets delivered to your workplace daily, relentless DMs, and knocks on the door after 11pm every night, and the unexplained scratches all along your car paint work?
 
Piccadilly Day Tripper said:
Oh, you might have a mad night of passion, but would it be worth it for the barrage of phone calls, gift baskets delivered to your workplace daily, relentless DMs, and knocks on the door after 11pm every night, and the unexplained scratches all along your car paint work?
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Yes, I'll take one for the team and let you all know.

I'll just need to drive around Westminster in a van tinkling ice-cubes in a G&T to lure her out.............................
 
Colgates_shaving_foam said:
It'd rather spend time locked in a room with a velociraptor than with dorries after she'd been on the gin.

I reckon the velociraptor would be far more open to reasonable discussion.
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Your cowardice for the coming battle is noted @Colgates_shaving_foam, if it comes to any double teaming action I'll assess the board for members with more moral fortitude to call into action.
 
Caesium137 said:
Looks like she'd be a fun night in when she's had a few.

She must have other charms / physical attributes to rise to her current level?

As she reestablishes on an almost daily basis she isn't there for her quick whit, sharp mind, skilled oratory, compassion or any sort of even vaguely truthful or common sense approach to anything.

I probably still would though, just for the experience. If she tweets and says stuff like that on TV, imagine what would come out of her mouth half-cut behind closed doors in the throws of physical ecstasy*.































* apologies for those still breaking their fast.
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I'd lend her one
 
xxlshirts_fit_all said:
As awful as a minister that she is, we should really avoid mysoginistic musings like ‘she’d still get it…’
That’s akin to the tories going on about Angela raynors growler..
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I've always found it odd that threads about the likes of Dorries and Patel are often reduced to (i'm presuming) middle aged blokes making bizarre sexualised comments. Each to their own, but some things are better kept in your head.
 
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