Most famous person you've met....

I can tell you the most infamous person I ever met. To my shame and disgust there is a photo that still exists, and is still out there of me shaking hands with Rolf Harris. That was taken long before all of the nonce stuff came out obviously. I thought that he was a creepy f*cker back then and my instincts were spot on.
 
He tells everyone to f*ck off once at Beamish.
It was a school trip to the museum and they were filming an episode of Highway that day and we were being as annoying and disruptive as we could. It was a well earned f*ck off.
 
I met the devil at a party once. I think that I've already spoken about that on here before. He's not as bad as people make him out to be and selling my soul to him worked out pretty well in the end. I don't regret it.
...and it was an absolute pleasure to meet you too👍📖✍️
 
...and it was an absolute pleasure to meet you 👍📖✍️
You're not the devil, Nobby. Not even close. Stop telling fibs. The devil is more into goats. He isn't interested in herons.

I know that you don't like me bringing this up on here Nobby, but I do want that money soon. I don't need it, but that's not the point. I only met you that one time, and it wasn't at a party. You seemed to think that it was a party, but the screaming children and that poor bird didn't seem to see it that way and neither did the courts.
 
You're not the devil, Nobby. Not even close. Stop telling fibs. The devil is more into goats. He isn't interested in herons.

I know that you don't like me bringing this up on here Nobby, but I do want that money soon. I don't need it, but that's not the point. I only met you that one time, and it wasn't at a party. You seemed to think that it was a party, but the screaming children and that poor bird didn't seem to see it that way and neither did the courts.
Noel Edmonds took the money Bumface💰
How many times do I have to tell you !!!
If only we knew someone who.was a big fan of his back in the day !!! We might be able to get it back 👍
 
Noel Edmonds took the money Bumface💰
How many times do I have to tell you !!!
If only we knew someone who.was a big fan of his back in the day !!! We might be able to get it back 👍
This fame thing is pretty difficult to quantify. I'm really famous, but only in the bum faced community. I'm the clan leader. Everyone knows me. And you have met me Nobby, so in a way I probably am the most famous person that you know.

My people are still looking in to the Mr. Blobby murder, Nobby. We do have another suspect. Noel could have had an accomplice and he could well be a poster on this board. I'll keep you up to date. We'll get to the bottom of this mystery eventually and justice will be done.
 
That big fella off the cook report. Was really bizarre. Now my missus always says i'm paranoid, but he always seemed to be everywhere I went! He was definitely always looking at me too. Couldn't get no work done. I thought it was just coincidence but then one day he actually approached me with his mate! Didn't say hello or out just started talking and his mate had this big camera. I think they thought I was famous! I didn't stick around to find out though, I was like shiit off a stick up the road.

To make things even more bizarre, not long after I went on holiday to Spain and you'll never guess what....

Anyway, him off the cook report.
 
Saw Adam Sandler walking through a mall while visiting New York.

Didn’t technically meet him but he was walking past waving and saying hi to everyone who was stood gawping at him 😂
 
I was on the weakest link and had good crack with Ann Robinson
Met Luther vandross in a pizza shop
Also had good cracK witb bo selecta..rick May all....Victor Meldrew and Chris quentin in the hippodrome...Luther was a charming lovely man...and loved his music back then as well...Will never forget that meeting RIP
 
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