well you should wear your glasses, cus you couldnt see driving home the other night. so you stick to your specsavers and ill watch the footballSurprise Surprise Merson has pulled out.
Charlie Nicholas coming instead.
And your sitting there and thinkingwell you should wear your glasses, cus you couldnt see driving home the other night. so you stick to your specsavers and ill watch the football
Surprised he has so many kids cos all he seems to do is pull outSurprise Surprise Merson has pulled out.
Charlie Nicholas coming instead.
Spills red wine on people's white carpet and doesn't apologise.What's Lee Dixon really like?
Merson had far more to his game than Rippers, as much as I loved watching him play.Hmm.. neither seems to particularly want to be here.. judging by their comments in the media.
It seems were spoke of as a bit of a cash cow with no real affection.
I can understand both tbh.. Ray Parlour was coming to the end of his career and shipped out by Gareth Southgate.
Paul Merson plagued by his addictions will have no doubt been uncomfortable with Paul Gascoigne in the squad.. another one who does not seem to have a particularly favourable opinion of us.
Ray Parlour 60 appearances 04-06
Paul Merson 58 appearances 97-98
Paul Gascoigne 48 appearances 98-99
Maybe I’d have rather we kept Jonathan Greening over signing Ray Parlour.
I’d rather have seen Stuart Ripley here over Paul Merson.. Paul Gascoigne.. I’d rather have seen Keith Gillespie.
I suppose it goes both ways really.. I didn’t particularly have an affinity for any one of them. Maybe Ray Parlour if I had to pick.
So.. Ray.. the Romford Pele.. what was the best experience you had playing for Middlesbrough?
" hi Paul, do established top flight players Andy Townsend, Robbie Mustoe, Craig Hignett, Gianluca Festa, Emerson, Nigel Pearson, Marco Branca and Mark Schwarzer mind that some fans seem to think we were a one man team in that promotion season?"Yeah, to Merson.
"Why did you absolutely slate and blame the gambling culture at Boro as your reason/excuse for wanting to leave, when your unemployed brother was putting bets on for thousands of £££ every week in Middlesbrough?"
Oh, and you were magic whilst at Boro, just about got us promoted single-handed.
I suspect that’ll have been the time he made the whole dressing room laugh. Shortly after Gareth Southgate became manager…..have you heard this one?So.. Ray.. the Romford Pele.. what was the best experience you had playing for Middlesbrough?
“Hi Paul, even though you didn’t find form until October and weren’t even our best player until Emerson left in the November, do you agree that you got us promoted single-handedly in 1998?”" hi Paul, do established top flight players Andy Townsend, Robbie Mustoe, Craig Hignett, Gianluca Festa, Emerson, Nigel Pearson, Marco Branca and Mark Schwarzer mind that some fans seem to think we were a one man team in that promotion season?"
Ray, let me get this right. As a senior player you undermined your mate when he was first trying to establish himself as a manager and did so using a schoolyard insult?I suspect that’ll have been the time he made the whole dressing room laugh. Shortly after Gareth Southgate became manager…..have you heard this one?
Surprise Surprise Merson has pulled out.
Charlie Nicholas coming instead.
Ask him if he noticed that the guy who was already in the hot tub created some special bubbles at Rockliffe Hall a few years ago.Surprise Surprise Merson has pulled out.
Charlie Nicholas coming instead.