McAuley Langstaff.

No offense, but I'm not sure what to think now.
I'm not sure why it's hard to understand. He does great for county but I've never thought he would be able to do anything at boro.
Clearly a local lad scoring for fun at County the main thing you're thinking is 'could he cut it'. But despite him scoring for county I've never thought he could step up.
Would love it if he could but I'd be surprised
 
Fair enough. What makes you think he can't do it in the Championship? All I've seen are his stats and they suggest he is worth a punt. What have you seen beyond those?
He's notcfast and needs too many chanced to score. County create bags full for him
 
Fair enough. What makes you think he can't do it in the Championship? All I've seen are his stats and they suggest he is worth a punt. What have you seen beyond those?
‘Jamie Vardy was one in a million’ ‘Macaulay Langstaff is too old’

Jamie Vardy 5’10 January

22/23yo Stockbridge 7th Pyramid 23/14
23/24yo Halifax 6th Pyramid 33/23
24/25yo Fleetwood 5th Pyramid 36/31
25/26yo Leicester 2nd Pyramid 26/4
26/27yo Leicester 2nd Pyramid 37/16

Macaulay Langstaff 5’10 February

22/23yo York/Blyth 6th Pyramid 24/1
23/24yo Gateshead 6th Pyramid 14/3
24/25yo Gateshead 6th Pyramid 39/28
25/26yo Notts County 5th Pyramid 45/42
26/27yo Notts County 4th Pyramid 27/20*

*still with half a season to go.. WE create our fair share of chances.
 
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I'm not sure why it's hard to understand. He does great for county but I've never thought he would be able to do anything at boro.
Clearly a local lad scoring for fun at County the main thing you're thinking is 'could he cut it'. But despite him scoring for county I've never thought he could step up.
Would love it if he could but I'd be surprised
Well what was hard to understand is you firstly saying he has never impressed you when you have seen him playing for County, then saying he has been great for County.

If you think he has been great then he has obviously impressed you. But you have now clarified that you mean you don't think he would be any good in the championship.
Fair enough.
 
Gibson’s comment on Stockton was meant to inflate the sense of our achievements in Europe. “We’re just a small town Europe” etc. d*ck move by Gibson.
In my experience growing up in Stockton who’s parents had a business in Middlesbrough, there’s very little to no difference in the profile of teams supported in Stockton and Middlesbrough.
 
I have seen him play for County and he didn't strike me as a player that should be playing at a higher level. But what do I know 🤷‍♂️
 
Knows where the old onion bag is..

Viduka’s number 36.. just sitting there all unregistered

Also:

69 oi oi ultimate bants
86 stone cold cult classic
97 his birth year
99 free ice cream innit
 
I’d be surprised if we’re signing a 27 yr old 4 th div player for 7 figures . Too old for our model unless he had a record playing in the top leagues
 
As far as I can see he has scored 20 goals this season with an xG of 14.75.

I'm not an expert on these things but doesn't that mean he doesn't really need too many chances to score?
Notts County usually have around 20 shots on goal each game, most of them from inside the box so it's not surprising he scores so many goals.

Boro are lucky to get 4 or 5 decent balls into the box all game, the Championship is a much tougher league than L1 or 2, Langstaff would likely be feeding on scraps half the time.
 
Massive risk, he's a goal machine at League 2 level but there's little else to his game. I'm not sure he'd get into double figures in the Championship, personally I think it would be too big of a step.

If Notts County fail to get promoted I see him going to Wrexham (who are very likely to get promoted again, possibly as champions)
To be honest that's all we need. We've got plenty of players that are creative in the final third...we just need a finisher
 
If he comes ill give him a fair crack of tge whip. But every time I've seen him at County he hasn't impressed
But did he score? Because he scores ALOT...
I’m the same. Probably cos I know him
But does he know you? 🤣

I think he'll end up at Birmingham (Mowbray using his Teesside charm) or a Derby/Barnsley/Bolton, a big club who is doing well in L1. I really want us to sign him, his record is great and he'd die for three points for us, i've seen so many strikers here who are crap and just mercenaries who don't give a toss, smiling awkwardly when they miss a chance and it doesnt sit right with me and this lad has the ability to finish chances that we create, and we create a lot.
 
But did he score? Because he scores ALOT...

But does he know you? 🤣

I think he'll end up at Birmingham (Mowbray using his Teesside charm) or a Derby/Barnsley/Bolton, a big club who is doing well in L1. I really want us to sign him, his record is great and he'd die for three points for us, i've seen so many strikers here who are crap and just mercenaries who don't give a toss, smiling awkwardly when they miss a chance and it doesnt sit right with me and this lad has the ability to finish chances that we create, and we create a lot.
Yes, yes he does. Played football with on many occasions.
 
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