Major Royal Announcement

This makes perfect sense and is totally appropriate for the UK in the 21st century.
Would love to be in some of the PR strategy meetings.

"So Wills, we appreciate you want to announce to the public that you're in a relationship with Rose, but what do we about the..........errrr.......... pegging stories?"
 
You do understand how pegging works ?

William is not doing the pegging, he's being pegged, and also Kate's not into it and that's why Rose H will be our new Queen of Hearts.
Confused now.

Who is Rose, and is she a better pegger than Kate? Can she peg bigger? Wider? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Queen of Pegging has a nice "ring" to it........😉
 
Could it be Charles 3rd is dead and William doesn’t want the gig and they’re hastily trying to find out who’ll get the job 🧐
 
Please let it be that common sense has prevailed and the announcement is the Royal Family cannot function in a society whereby a country has a democratically elected government and a reigning monarchy that is decided on bloodlines.

So as of Friday this country will be rid of politics and we will be ruled by a monarch, all hail the King!!!
 
Cmon Jedi man you know we don’t vote for PMs in this country.

But anyway that won’t be an issue after Friday and I’d be careful what you say now cos I can see the King not being happy with his disloyal subjects.
 
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